FilthyShrooms

@FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world

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FilthyShrooms,

I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU ALL!!! EVERYONE LAUGHED WHEN I SAID A HOT DOG ON A BUN IS A SANDWICH WELL WHO’S LAUGHING NOW??

FilthyShrooms,

No that’s Obama. I can see the confusion

FilthyShrooms, (edited )

“Man I knew you shouldn’t have inscribed that shady scroll you bought in the alley”

Shut up, I dont need a life lesson, I need my spellbook to stop screaming

FilthyShrooms,

What? We gotta get more diamonds, I used my last one on the ring

FilthyShrooms,

Fuck it the rest of you are all called Barry Bee Benson

FilthyShrooms,

So what you’re telling me is that chimpanzees are the next best primate in terms of raw sex appeal

Trump promised to scrap climate laws if US oil bosses donated $1bn – report (www.theguardian.com)

Donald Trump dangled a brazen “deal” in front of some of the top US oil bosses last month, proposing that they give him $1bn for his White House re-election campaign and vowing that once back in office he would instantly tear up Joe Biden’s environmental regulations and prevent any new ones, according to a bombshell new...

FilthyShrooms,

No you see it’s called lobbying and it’s legal because the people who make laws are also the people who get filthy rich because of it

FilthyShrooms,

I read that as “Bernie Sanders and Bo Katan” and was excited for a cool starwars crossover event

FilthyShrooms,

Shit, I knew I shouldn’t have resuscitated her!

FilthyShrooms,

Night core? I think you mean playing your favorite record at 78 rpm

FilthyShrooms,

Hemoglobin is a protein in your blood that carries oxygen to the rest of your body. Pronounced wrongly, it can be called hemo-goblin.

I just want to know why he’s wearing crocs

FilthyShrooms,

I dont know for sure, but its likely to do with the fact that the asteroids orbit the sun too. Even if the asteroid is coming in on the other side of the sun from jupiter, it has to orbit the sun in order get there in the first, meaning there’s a good chance it gets caught by jupiter before it can get close

FilthyShrooms,

People always expect Oregon and Washington to be super liberal but once you leave the city it’s a bunch of hicks in the woods (respectfully)

FilthyShrooms,

Thankfully I survived due to the officer’s poor aim, but a ricochet hit my spine and now I’m paralyzed with $800,000 medical debt

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