ErosBlog, 3 months ago to random

What kind of stuff was I posting on #ErosBlog twenty years ago? On a whim, I went back and paged through the February 2004 posts. They're pretty fluffy, for the most part, but I found half a dozen posts still worth mentioning. I think I'll do a little thread.

ErosBlog, 7 months ago to random

At the top of any ErosBlog page you'll see a big pair of dice. Click them to see a random article from the EB database (almost 7,000 posts since 2002). I freely admit there's a lot of forgettable stuff in the #ErosBlog archives, but usually when I start clicking the dice it only takes two or three clicks before I find something interesting that I'm proud to have posted. Try it out [link goes to a random post]: http://www.erosblog.com/?random&random_post_type=post

ErosBlog, 10 months ago to random

Her: {changes clothes after mammogram appointment}

Me: {watching intently through open doorways from two rooms away}

Her: "OMG, I forgot to take the marking tape strips off!" {starts peeling them off her tits}

Me: "I just thought you were saving that job for me."

Her: {still peeling} "You don't want to do this job!"

Me: "If you think that, you've ENTIRELY lost track of what I want."

Her: {inaudible muttering}