moira, to random
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

rock rock rock rock rock and roll monsterrrrrrrrrr

socketwench, to random

"G-man?" I don't think so; there's no G in "insufferable".

moira, to random
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

and now we're just straight into "yep it's a monster" with no middle steps

joewynne,

@moira
"The space monster has been named Dogora"
They have a crack team to name these things as soon as they are identified. Japanese efficiency.

moira, to random
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

all i keep thinking is that if they want carbon so damn badly why don't they take some of it out of the air, do us a solid

moira, to random
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

gaijin can DRINK?!

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

This changes EVERYTHING!

trixter,
@trixter@retro.pizza avatar

@moira With their MOUTHS!?

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

@trixter GAIJIN HAVE MOUTHS?!?!

moira, to random
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

you have a date with mark? good for you, mark's a catch

moira, to random
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

Now that's a phone. A phone you could use to kill a man. A man who is stealing diamonds.

msh, to random
@msh@coales.co avatar

Today's is "Error Code: 224003" :ahhhhhhh:

msh,
@msh@coales.co avatar

the American in Japan is insufferable

strangefour, to random
@strangefour@retro.pizza avatar

Time for monsters and mobsters tonight as we watch Dogora the Space Amoeba

. . . if the archive will cooperate with me tonight

strangefour,
@strangefour@retro.pizza avatar

OMG. I could HEAR that side-eye.
She is really pretty though.

strangefour,
@strangefour@retro.pizza avatar

Akiko Wakabayashi is a breathtakingly beautiful woman.

strangefour,
@strangefour@retro.pizza avatar

"Japanese tea. I like this!"
The gaijin is a weeb?

strangefour,
@strangefour@retro.pizza avatar

"Wait. The foreigner DRINKS his tea? That's crazy talk."

strangefour,
@strangefour@retro.pizza avatar

A Diamond G man? Is that a thing? Is this guy a heavy for Da Beers? Enforcing a false scarcity of diamonds for maximum profit.

strangefour,
@strangefour@retro.pizza avatar

AHAHAHAHA! (wipeout) Sugar crystals.

trixter, to random
@trixter@retro.pizza avatar

Almost time for ! I'll be using this thread so you can mute it if you don't want to see a bunch of non sequiturs about space monsters.

trixter,
@trixter@retro.pizza avatar

"We're not the Monster Department."

trixter,
@trixter@retro.pizza avatar

Styrofoam peanuts?

CactuarJoe, to random
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza avatar

15-ish minutes to ! This week is SPACE MONSTER DOGORA, which I can only assume is a badly dubbed Zelda boss monster. I'm certain it hates smoke.

As usual, mute this thread if I'm being annoying, I usually am :P Or join us in mocking a skin-peelingly bad movie, the movie's right over here: https://archive.org/details/SpaceMonsterDogora_201905

We start at 9pm eastern sharp! :D

CactuarJoe,
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza avatar

You know it's a movie 'cos every cop in the room would've just shot that reporter.

CactuarJoe,
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza avatar

"This one?"
"Oh that's my colonoscopy, sorry."

CactuarJoe,
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza avatar

Man, the dub wasn't great to begin with but it's REALLY bad in this scene. "I'll. Work with you. Guys! Ifthat'sokaywithyou."

CactuarJoe,
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza avatar

"Rock salt! We'll never slip on the driveway again!"

CactuarJoe,
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza avatar

A K-PLOT UPDATE! Oh hey, Musk's dad's mine got attacked, how 'bout that.

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