RELIEF (noun) The ability to breathe again after the elephant you brought home lifts off your chest and goes for a walk. Usually brief lived sensation that ends when the elephant invites itself back and brings some friends along.
LIBERTARIAN (noun) Political persuasion with a limitless, almost childish faith in individual capabilities. Previous philosophical leaning of a person who became a socialist upon being unable to cover her medical bills (also see AYN RAND)
INTEGRITY COMMISSIONER (noun): A person lacking in integrity who is commissioned to detect lack of integrity in others with the objective of whitewashing it. A perk paid by the public in dollars and frustration.