Konghammer, 3 months ago

Shadowheart is very angy for a cleric with only 1 offensive spell. I suppose I would be angry too. #BaldursGate3

Konghammer, 3 months ago

My main issue with this game so far is the frankly overwhelming amount of things to do. You go into a settlement and you can talk to a bunch of people and some will give you quests or have stuff to say. #BaldursGate3

Konghammer, 3 months ago

I keep forgetting that persuasion/intimidation are equally as valid as combat. #BaldursGate3

Konghammer, 3 months ago

Oh hey it's him from that D&D book, Volo. #BaldursGate3

Konghammer, 3 months ago

Oh never mind, there he goes. #BaldursGate3

Konghammer, 3 months ago

Are you fucking kidding me? The game closes mid fight then needs to be updated. 🤬

Considering how long it took to download, it looks like that might be the end of #BaldursGate3 for tonight.

Konghammer, 3 months ago

Is there at least anything significant in this patch? I bloody hope so for nearly 50GB! #BaldursGate3

Konghammer, 3 months ago

They fixed and updated the kissing animations.

There's a load of other stuff but that's what Larian opened the patch notes with. #BaldursGate3

https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108

Konghammer, 3 months ago

I don't know how but I gave my guardian a THICC booty, for an elf. #BaldursGate3

Konghammer, 3 months ago

I wish people would stop fucking waking me up or visiting my dreams. I just want a good night's sleep. #BaldursGate3

Konghammer, 3 months ago

I'm at the campsite party and suddenly everyone is horny or pissed off that I'm DTF RIGHT THIS SECOND?! #BaldursGate3

Konghammer, 3 months ago

Apparently me and Shadowheart are mutually exclusive now, because I said I'd share some wine with her. I practically threw myself at Halsin & Gale and they were both "Nah I'm good". #BaldursGate3

Konghammer, 3 months ago

I guess to make sure you play it multiple times they limit the number of companions you can b̶a̶n̶g̶ romance per playthrough. #BaldursGate3

Konghammer, 3 months ago

Everyone is horny but no one fucks. I guess it is like D&D. #BaldursGate3

Konghammer, 3 months ago

I'm glad I rerolled my character. I definitely wouldn't believe that my gnome barbarian (short Kratos, as someone said) fucked. Cardi does though. Obviously. #BaldursGate3

Konghammer, 3 months ago

Wait, I just realised that I don't have the brain dog I rescued. #BaldursGate3

Konghammer, 3 months ago

I hadn't encountered Wyll yet but as soon as I've finished smooching with Shadowheart he just appears in the world and introduces himself. #BaldursGate3

Konghammer, 3 months ago

Seeing as Lae'zel went off at me last night because I didn't know she wanted to bang I'm going to take Wyll with me. I like Gale's magic and Shadowheart, whilst kind of ineffectual, is bae. #BaldursGate3

Konghammer, 3 months ago

Me: stood in front of big fucking cave entrance
Also me: successful perception check Owlbear tracks, its nest must be nearby. #BaldursGate3

Konghammer, 3 months ago

Well I killed the owlbear mother and now I feel like a monster. #BaldursGate3

Konghammer, 3 months ago

Because I'm nothing if not consistent, my druid is slowly becoming a barbarian. I took the weapon master feat so she's now proficient in 4 additional weapons. #BaldursGate3

Konghammer, 3 months ago

And just like D&D it takes bloody ages to level everyone up because I'm not yet familiar with all the feats, spells or cantrips so I have read what all of them do before making a choice. #BaldursGate3

Konghammer, 3 months ago

Fucking hell the cleric spells are BOOOOOOORING. The best one so far is spiritual weapon which commonly one shots gerblins. #BaldursGate3