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Konghammer

@Konghammer@retro.pizza

Queer / Spooky / He/Him / ADHD

Quite an extensive lexicon of profanity from which to draw from.

Not to everyone's taste.

I have a cat. I am a cat person.

Currently playing: #BaldursGate3 #Fallout4 #Rimworld #Skyrim

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#cartoons #Metal #videogames #scifi #movies #television #filmphotography #40k #TTRPG #Xbox #NintendoSwitch #audiobooks #Transformers

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Konghammer, to random
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Your Tinder bio reading like a CV is already a big red flag.

Konghammer,
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I know I've mentioned this before but travelling is not a personality.

Konghammer,
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I shouldn't judge people who are into MBPT but I do so here we are.

It's just a horoscope for people who like LinkedIn.

Konghammer,
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My Myers Briggs personality type is: ADHD

Konghammer,
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Perhaps I'll fuck off online dating and go to local gay bar on my own like a complete psychopath.

yesjohn, to random
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have you ever had a nap so immaculate you wake up the next day? i need that for me.

Konghammer,
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@yesjohn I think that's what the normals refer to as "healthy sleep hygiene".

Konghammer, to random
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I'm surprised we never got a reboot of the Resident Evil movies that are tense/atmospheric and don't look like nu-metal music videos.

Konghammer, to random
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Woooooooo! Looks like ya boi is going to be starting a new job as of the 28th May. The place I interviewed at yesterday just called to offer me a position.

heyfluxay, to random
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Brick or pine?

Headshot of me outside with a brick backdrop.

Konghammer,
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@heyfluxay brick, the lighting in pine makes it look like you're jaundice on one side.

heyfluxay, to Xenogears
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I haven't ever re-played .... A little emulation device would be perfect for something like that.....

No.... I don't need to.....eeeee

Konghammer,
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@heyfluxay Do it.

Konghammer,
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@heyfluxay

Swoon Nun GIF

Konghammer, to random
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There's another Assassin's Creed game coming out? Are they back to churning them out annually?

Konghammer,
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@heyfluxay I haven't played an AC since Black Flag I think. I tried Unity, Syndicate, Rogue and Odyssey but bounced right off them all then just kinda gave up on the franchise.

Konghammer,
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@heyfluxay I think I started with Brotherhood then went backwards and was deeply disappointed with Altair as a character after Ezio. Same with 3 and Connor. The franchise only works, in my opinion, when you have a charismatic and loveable protagonist (Like Ezio & Edward) otherwise it's just a dour stabfest slog.

Konghammer, to random
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May The 15th Be With You 🖖🏻

trixter, to random
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Me playing new Pokémon: “Ugh they made it so easy now, there’s not even any level grinding”

Me playing old Pokémon: “Ugh all this level grinding is so tedious”

Konghammer,
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@trixter The first thing I did with old Pokémon was chuck an EXP Share on someone so it was one less Poké to train.

Konghammer, to random
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Meet the newest Roegadyn Hellsguard, Enormous Bear.

Oh no...

Konghammer,
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I haven't got a clue what I'm doing and this is a visual nightmare. It's so busy.

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Konghammer,
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I really hope there's a way to turn off people's nameplates.

Konghammer,
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Okay I've turned off name plates and unlocked the mini map so I'm feeling a bit less flustered. I'm sure there's a great story to this game but I'm fucked if I know what it is.

Konghammer,
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Lmao the difference in character sizes

Konghammer,
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Niniya?

It's NINIYA business!

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Konghammer,
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I still haven't got a clue what I'm doing aside from doing busy work but it's charming and good fun at least.

Konghammer,
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That's a lot to take in huh? I didn't notice that I got to level 11 as I was expecting a level up screen to pop up lmao.

Konghammer,
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And I definitely need some better 'drip', as the kids say, because this is not a look.

trixter, to random
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Ugh, apparently my little tortie foster kitty Madelyne's adoption isn't working out. Looks like I might be spending my Saturday coaxing her out from under a couch.

I'd remind people that most cats take time to acclimate to new homes but I feel like I'm preaching to the choir here. But holy heck people, please be patient with your new adoptions.

Konghammer,
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@trixter Poor baby. It sounds like it's for the best. They would all end up being foster fails because I'm a soft touch.

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