Fun fact. The property line runs through the middle of this building, so King Charles III in right of Canada owns the left side. I, as 77th Earl of Burnt Bridge Road, own the right side.
"Charles", I said.
"We should round up a posse of Land Rover Defenders and fix up this hunting hodge."
"Would love too", he said. "But I can't seem to find the time. Too many doctors appointments!"