lilithsaintcrow, 1 month ago to random Me: "Yes, your mother just made an Imagine Dragons reference, deal with it.” My daughter: “I listen to more Fallout Boy anyway.” #saidtoday
Me: "Yes, your mother just made an Imagine Dragons reference, deal with it.”
My daughter: “I listen to more Fallout Boy anyway.”
#saidtoday
lilithsaintcrow, 1 month ago to random "If I'm washing my hair with bourbon, I've got bigger problems." #saidtoday
"If I'm washing my hair with bourbon, I've got bigger problems." #saidtoday
lilithsaintcrow, 1 month ago to random "If I were the electrical tape that's supposed to be in my purse, where would I be?" #saidtoday
"If I were the electrical tape that's supposed to be in my purse, where would I be?" #saidtoday
lilithsaintcrow, 1 month ago to random "Yeah, witchcraft is riding the cosmic surf but at least half the time that ends up a complete clownshow." #saidtoday
"Yeah, witchcraft is riding the cosmic surf but at least half the time that ends up a complete clownshow." #saidtoday
lilithsaintcrow, 2 months ago to random My daughter: “Phantom of the Opera could not be written today.” Me: “If it happened today, though, it’d be the type of thing we wouldn’t hear about until the Hbomberguy video.” #saidtoday
My daughter: “Phantom of the Opera could not be written today.”
Me: “If it happened today, though, it’d be the type of thing we wouldn’t hear about until the Hbomberguy video.” #saidtoday
lilithsaintcrow, 3 months ago to random “Don’t mind me, I was just tying my shoes and contemplating the purchase of a crowbar…” #saidtoday
“Don’t mind me, I was just tying my shoes and contemplating the purchase of a crowbar…” #saidtoday
lilithsaintcrow, 3 months ago to random Me: "Well, I'm up and have coffee, time to go be passive-aggressive in email." My daughter: "At this hour?" Me: "You're right. I’ll be DIRECTLY aggressive.” #saidtoday
Me: "Well, I'm up and have coffee, time to go be passive-aggressive in email."
My daughter: "At this hour?"
Me: "You're right. I’ll be DIRECTLY aggressive.”
lilithsaintcrow, 4 months ago to random “Oh, I see, you’re trying to shame me. Baby, I work in publishing.” #saidtoday
“Oh, I see, you’re trying to shame me. Baby, I work in publishing.” #saidtoday
lilithsaintcrow, 6 months ago to random Me, to dog: "You know the rules." My son, singing: “And so do IIIII!” Me: “Did you just verbally Rickroll me?” My son: “I...did?" Me: "I am so proud of you right now.” #SaidToday
Me, to dog: "You know the rules."
My son, singing: “And so do IIIII!”
Me: “Did you just verbally Rickroll me?”
My son: “I...did?"
Me: "I am so proud of you right now.” #SaidToday