jujube, to Funny
@jujube@mstdn.social avatar

Man who kept his boat beside his house was ordered by the city to put up a fence to hide the boat from view.

So he built the fence and hired someone to paint it.

v_i_o_l_a, to random German
@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social avatar

"Der Mörder ist immer der Gärtner!" https://taz.de/#!tom=2024-03-16 :)
#(c)Tom

v_i_o_l_a, to random German
@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social avatar

"ich hätte gerne eine latte macchiato!" – "und ich einen milchkaffee ... ist das nicht das gleiche?" https://taz.de/#!tom=2024-01-04 :) #(c)tom

RickiTarr, (edited ) to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

Okay, I'm feeling goofy, so let's do something fun!

Open the Camera Roll on your phone, and send me the 5th picture from the top, if it's something you legitimately feel uncomfortable sharing then share the next one down, if you're comfortable with sharing anything, just remember to CW if it's a nude or something others might not want to see without warning.

My Mister Cutie looking contemplative at breakfast this morning:

tomstewart,
@tomstewart@lingo.lol avatar

@indexing @RickiTarr
Don't bring a spoon to a pear fight.

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