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Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?

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If you think air travel sucks now, Imagine airlines having to bring their plane to Boeing every time it needs new brakes on the landing gear, or having it rot on the tarmac in Kuala Lumpur waiting for the AirBus repair team to come replace a wiper blade

Fortunately, planes are designed to be serviced, and the manufactures make replacement parts available. Going further, the manufacturer even publishes instructions on how to service the plane as well as tests you can do so you can make sure the plane is operating within specifications.

I don't see why a med tech company couldn't do the same so a hospital can fix its own hospital bed

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Geez, I've been calling my cat a gargoyle all this time when she's actually a grotesque? No wonder she looks at me like I'm an idiot

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Sounds like the premise for a Star Trek spin on those old 70's trucker movies

"This is an ancient Human freight merchant's folk song"

Convoy by CW McCall begins to play as the ship jumps to warp

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I saw a man with a gaping bass hole at the bass pro shops pyramid

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"So that means you'll be in late, right?" - Your boss

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Kinda funny this was written in 2013 and three short years later he became president. That's like being told the shittiest person in your life is leaving town but instead they crash your car and win the lottery

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Fun fact: if you cover yourself in sperm and let someone pee on you, you'll levitate for a short period of time. The mechanics are similar to covering yourself in oil before a rainstorm

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The absolute worst thing about Halloween is having to dodge all the cum cannons

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no no no no, it's not a mandate, it's just that we encourage self expression here in the PC market. You do want to express yourself, right?

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Have they tried running it under hot water for a minute or so?

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The best camera to use is the one you have!

btw what wreck is this?

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The monkey paw curls: Email has been lost to the sands of time, but somehow fax is still in regular use

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If you think transporter room duty is boring, imagine being the poor ensign assigned to your deck's 2280's era dot-matrix printer in case the captain decides to switch it up. Actually, I think that would have potential to be a pretty good gag on Lower Decks.. The boredom of sitting watching the printer, the suspense of the printer whirring to life... only for it to sloooooooooly print out some inconsequential message

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Wait, is this the brand new system they just launched after trashing reddit gold and awards?

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We reach a new, comical level of greed, and then they find a way to top it.

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I had a look as well, and that's gotta be 1995 dancing baby tier CGI. The effects department must be dusting off the old SGI indys because the budget clearly went to Bob's next yacht

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That's actually really cool. Practical effects and creativity >>>>>> lazy CGI.

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This person mailing their comments to someone who posts them on kbin for them

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yo dick run at 300 baud

my dick a fiber optic rod

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HE'LL YEAH BROTHER NOTHING LIKE CRANKING A COLD ONE AFTER CRACKING YOURE HOG AROOOOOOO

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Fun fact: It's a much simpler job to guide a vehicle to a planetary body than it is to render a webpage with a flat theme.

Source: It came to me in a dream

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