5tern1

THOMSOTRON, 22 hours ago to random German

I could make an onlyFans where I just sleep all the time. 🤔

5tern1, 2 days ago to random

I got informed about recent events and can not recommend.
Has like everyone tried just touching grass instead?

Like
Billions of people touched grass today is in the range of things i would enjoy to read about in the news

5tern1, 4 days ago to random German

Es folgt nun eine Reihe politischen gebrabbels von mir

5tern1, 14 days ago to random

Okey everyone, we have to spead some art around

https://mastodon.social/@LoboTom/112399938453154718

revengeday, 26 days ago to cyberpunk

I have been putting off this project for a long time, but it is finally completed. I want to give a big thank you to @marta and @felsqualle who somehow motivated me to finish the project as they needed information from it.

Regardless, I present to you Cyber Colours - a cyberpunk color palette that I will occasionally update!

https://ramses.coffee/cyber-colours/

#Cyberpunk #Art #MastoArt #FediArt

5tern1, 1 month ago to random

If you made a Cyberpunk ad picture lately, please show it to me again here.

I'm adding the latest shit to my ad show in my gaming room soon! Take your chance to throw your ad in for just 2€$ a week
Special friendship prices available!

5tern1, 1 month ago to random

Tbh #FaxForRamsi is quite a weird way to use the Internet, but anyway. I love it :cyberheart_purple:​

revengeday, 1 month ago to random

Ech, I have to go out into meatspace later to buy groceries :neocat_thumbsdown:

x00001, 1 month ago to random

Ahoy, Chooms! Join us on a swashbuckling adventure to support these fearless pirates, cunning hackers, and savvy netrunners on Follow Friday! Your ship needs a talented crew, so why not add these preem mateys to your ranks?

@LambdaCalculus, RFS Cohost
@jadedtwin, Sticker Maiden
@Max, Solarpunk Engineer
@LevelUp, The Muscle
@erosdiscordia, Trans Defender
@SynAck, Communications Specialist
@revengeday, Mind Altering Bard
@cobweb, Fellow Pirate DJ
@5tern1, Implant Technician

Together, we can take down the corpos and chart a course for a brighter future! Don't miss out, ya savvy - set sail with us today! ⚓🏴‍☠️ #FollowFriday #SupportTheCause #JoinTheCrew

5tern1, 1 month ago to random

stares at blank imternet page for minutes

revengeday, 1 month ago to random

🙏 :durstloescher:​ :durstloescher_energy:​ :durstloescher_mystery:​ :durstloescher_pfirsich:​ :durstloescherrainbow:​ :durstmacher:​ 🧎‍♂️

5tern1, 1 month ago to random

looks at people around me

What year is it?

The dude on my left has a strong early 2000s style, my best friends wears some colorful probably 80s style and i just saw someone wearing a thirt over a long sleeve

revengeday, 1 month ago to random

Church of CORTEX IMPLANT

Obey the system 🙏​

kaiserkiwi, 1 month ago to random

I just don't understand how Siri ever could get released.

I stand in the kitchen and say to my HomePod »Stop the Music in tge bathroom« and it responds with »Okay, I play Music just for you in the bedroom« (Where the child sleeps). Why!?

In English there's at least a bit of a similarity but even there bathroom and bedroom sound pretty different but in German it's "Badezimmer" and "Schlafzimmer" respectively.

I hope Apple announces to kill Siri this summer and just opens the HomePods for other Voice Assistants (Yes I know, this is even less likely than getting a good Siri in the future).

revengeday, 2 months ago to random

I ordered something for lunch at Subway and oh cheesus, the food is expensive... They are now asking for 8 euros for a half sub which also tastes pretty meh. Maybe next time I should bring something from home for lunch at the office.

5tern1, 2 months ago to random

Roomba Choomba

5tern1, 2 months ago to random

The internet keeps getting worse

revengeday, 3 months ago to random

AI midwife robot.

5tern1, 3 months ago to random German

Ich werde nun weitere 63 Minuten einem blauen Fortschrittsbalken auf dem PC zuschauen.
Ich werde immerhin in Stunden bezahlt

kaiserkiwi, 3 months ago to random

That's exactly what you want after another terrible night. A broken coffee machine. Awesome...