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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com

Berlin. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈-Ally || Developer of https://mstdn.games/@questlog || Moderator of corteximplant.com
Co-op forever with https://corteximplant.com/@mhhhkathi
#Gaming #WebDev #CSS #Laravel #VueJS #Coding #HomeAssistant #ActuallyAutistic

Gaming-Platforms: #Xbox #PlayStation #NintendoSwitch #SteamDeck

Eat the rich.

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AndiFFM, to random German
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Tango Gameworks… sind die bekloppt 😱

From: @InsideXboxDE
https://mastodon.social/@InsideXboxDE/112400143564669849

kaiserkiwi,
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@AndiFFM @InsideXboxDE Ich komm auch nicht drauf klar.

Die Honeymoon-Phase bei Microsoft scheint vorbei. Jetzt nur noch Money Money Money und keine Kreativität mehr.

Knoebel, to random
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Xbox is shutting down Tango Gameworks, Arkane Austin, Alpha Dog and Roundhouse Studios.

kaiserkiwi,
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@Knoebel What the fuck?

stefan, to internet
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Truly an assault on the internet we've all helped build.

kaiserkiwi,
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@stefan WordPress.com. Not Wordpress.org.

That's a huge difference. Private blogs aren't sold. Phrasing it that was hurts the Reputation of WordPress. (I know many don't like WordPress for whatever reason that doesn't affect them personally, but it's just unfair)

mhhhkathi, to random German
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Ich muss mich immer zusammenreißen, nicht jede einzelne Illustration von https://www.instagram.com/slingaillustration an den @kaiserkiwi weiterzuleiten 🤭

Illustration of a pink fish with text "Du bist so flundervoll" on a green background.
Illustration of marine life with various fish, jellyfish, starfish, and seaweed on a peach-colored background, with the German phrase "Du bist mein ein & aales" encircled by a green eel.

kaiserkiwi,
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@mhhhkathi Ich wurde gerade sehr verwundert von unserem Kind angeschaut, weil ich dümmlich kichern musste. 😅

kaiserkiwi, to random
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As a team effort between my toddler and my robot vacuum cleaner, I now have an injured foot. 😅

A toy building block was lying around and the robot vacuum cleaner pushed it against a connection ledge of the floor. I didn't see it because it's about the same colour as the floor and I ran into it at full speed.

It's bleeding and hurts like hell. Keep your fingers crossed that it's nothing serious. 🙃

kaiserkiwi,
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@SynAck Me too. It still hurts, but I think nothing is broken. But i never had a broken toe, as far as I know. So no idea. 😅

kaiserkiwi,
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Ok. My wife just came home and gave me a medical treatment.

Nothing is swollen, I can move all toes without incredible pain, so I don't think anything is injured inside.

Just lots of blood from a cut with my toe nail that I intended to cut today in the morning but forgot. Well…

It's funny. I always say my toddler they should mind the ground when walking because their toys could lay there. I should listen to my own words more.

kaiserkiwi,
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@mikemccaffrey I guess we enraged the toenail gods. There's no other explanation!

revengeday, to random
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Responsive web design and I seem to be at odds somehow :blobcat_derp:​

kaiserkiwi, (edited )
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@revengeday If you need an hour of "Nachhilfe" let me know. The moment you have some basics and core understandings, it's actually pretty easy these days.

You "just" have to free your mind from mobile and desktop layouts and let the browser do it's think with a little help from your CSS.

kaiserkiwi,
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@revengeday Yes, I definitely know.

Then let me rephrase it. 😁

I hereby offer you one hour* of personal tuition in CSS.

*Hour does not refer to 60 minutes but to one session. More if required.

kaiserkiwi, to random
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Morning dew.

kaiserkiwi,
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@73CC Ich wünschte, wir hätten einen Garten. In Berlin kostet ein Haus, das als Wohnklo gilt bereits eine halbe Million. 😅

Ist beim Spielplatz gegenüber.

kaiserkiwi, to homeassistant
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If would add as a possibe Voice Assistant, I would kick out all ​s immediately and replace them with Sonos Speakers. 😅

They're so much better now than in the era of the S1 to S2 migration.

kaiserkiwi,
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@wtremmel That's okay for me as I don't have or need an IPv6 only network.

kaiserkiwi,
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@andyd @wtremmel Good I don't have a business network at home.

kaiserkiwi,
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@andyd @wtremmel What do you have in mind? Only thing I can think of is building yourself and using Home Assistant.

grumpygamer, (edited ) to random
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When you first launch a game do you...

kaiserkiwi,
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@grumpygamer Wait? You want to imply that it's normal to start the game without look at every setting first? That's nuts!

kaiserkiwi, to gaming
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Side-Quest in every game: Here's some gold and maybe a rare item!

Side-Quests in : Here's a completely new gameplay element and new way to catch fish you weren't able before!

I guess I should spend more time on side-quests. 😅

Knoebel, to Xbox
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Yo! It's Day!

This week we had another perfect example how shitty corpo greed is and how succesful small indies can be.

5 Pages:

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kaiserkiwi,
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@Knoebel Do you have any info on the Godzilla DLC for ? I thought it would come out on May 1st.

musicvsartstuff, to cyberpunk
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🎹 So I am in a kind of mood 😅 here is a preview of my piece of music, it's not finished yet!! I would love to know your thoughts/feedback!! 😊💜

video/mp4

kaiserkiwi,
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@musicvsartstuff Woah! I really love this! Would like to hear the full song when it's released.

Based om what I've heard now it would go straight into my Cyberpunk playlist as one of the first tracks to set the mood.

marta, to random
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Okay, I migrated. I hope I won't regret now hah :ablobcat_cordkamikami:

kaiserkiwi,
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@marta Fingers crossed! As long as I still can read or posts, I'm happy. 😁

hbuchel, to random
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Is setting up Jest ever not a shit show of trial and error of testing a million different combinations of transforms and ignorePatterns and testEnvironments and what have you

kaiserkiwi,
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@hbuchel If you use Vite already, I can highly recommend Vitest instead. Pretty much the same Syntax, but much faster and easier to implement.

kaiserkiwi, to random
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I hate HomePods so much at this point. Playing music in my living room and it's a bit too loud. I want Siri to reduce the volume and it cries about a missing internet connection.

  1. How can you play Music without Internet?
  2. Why the fuck does this shit pile of overpriced tech need an internet connection to reduce the volume?
kaiserkiwi,
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Well. The Era 100 just arrived yesterday. It took me about 20 Minutes to figure stuff out and my "Toddler sleeps" automation finally runs completely with without any hacks.

I guess, every time a annoys me, I just buy another now, sell the HomePods and move on.

The way HomePods work these days, this should take about 40 Minutes. 😅

But seriously. I wish that my previous experience with Sonos wasn't that bad. The I would've probably tested this out months ago.

Thanks to @motoridersd for testing my use case in Home Assistant before buying Sonos again. That made it much easier for me.

kaiserkiwi,
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@motoridersd If they don't intend to ship S3 suddenly I guess I'll be fine. 😁

The last time I had Sonos Speakers already and then S2 dropped. Before everything was fine. After S2 everything was terrible.

But tge Era 100 speakers are S2 products, so it should be fine, right?

kaiserkiwi,
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@FelixDrsm Some things that happen immediately and some things that change when it's active.

Immediately:

  • If sun is already down: Activate night light
  • Start the sleep playlist
  • Send a notification to my wife an me that the child sleeps
  • If one of the work desks in our home office is active: Let one light blink red additionally as a warning.

Based on the active state:

  • When the sun goes down: Activate night light with a 60 seconds transition
  • When the robot vaccum starts, activate the quietest mode
  • When the threshold to auto clean the robot vaccum is reached, it skips this time
  • If not night time: send a notification after 3 hours to inform us that they should wake up from their nap
  • If 7am on week days: Send notification to wake up from sleep

And probably some things I forgot. But that's what is currently done. 😅

For TTS: Not tested yet.

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