Alamutjones

Alamutjones, 21 days ago

My crud has progressed to a point where I can’t hear anything because my ears are blocked.

On the bright side, my flat is clean, my accounts are done and I’ve had a haircut. Now to do my neighbour/friend’s dishes - she’s not been well, and it’s something I can do to help her catch up on all the stuff she’s missed while she’s down

Alamutjones, 1 month ago

Doctor’s appointment made. Paperwork done.

I progress

Alamutjones, 1 month ago

Guide pup 2.0 is clingier than I thought

still handsome though

Alamutjones, 1 month ago

I bought myself a market trolley today. Why did I not arrange this years ago?

Alamutjones, 1 month ago

When working from home, is it acceptable to work in your jammies?

I’m wide awake, but I’m really comfy

Alamutjones, 1 month ago

I mean, they’re not really typing either. Watch them, they hunt and peck with a finger, because that’s how touchscreens work.

They’re not really learning EITHER skill well…and not having either is a bit of a problem.

Alamutjones, 2 months ago

https://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/0b45be13-77b8-489c-badd-bd1f1cf8cdc0.jpeg

I’d like you all to meet my tiny son.

Alamutjones, 2 months ago

Ladies and gentlemen…

I did it. My bowls are free. And neither of them was sacrificed to the Great Smash

Jesus fucking Christ. It only took trying every-fucking-thing, on and off throughout an entire fucking day

Alamutjones, 3 months ago

Some sad news about Guide Pup.

A vet check up today reveals an overbite that isn’t correcting itself. He’s a basically healthy puppy and will make a wonderful dog for someone…but he can’t continue guide dog training. We have to give him back to them so he can be discharged.

I’m weirdly sad for him.

Alamutjones, 4 months ago

Feeling much better. Inventory of my house turned up an abandoned bag that isn’t mine. Got my iPad and wallet back…and some paperwork with a name and address on it.

Just got off the phone with the crime scene people. They want that paperwork

Alamutjones, 4 months ago

Just got my locks changed.

My local locksmith is such a sweetheart. He seems to like me (he says “you’re always pleasant”). Lovely guy.

Somehow I feel better for the chat

Alamutjones, 4 months ago

I went downstairs to the bin room. Left my door unlocked, because it’s only as far as the bin room.

Came back up to find A STRANGER IN MY FUCKING HOUSE

Alamutjones, 4 months ago

https://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/4462c3b5-a12d-4e05-9fdd-0a054f735845.jpeg

Alamutjones, 4 months ago

Tully

Alamutjones, 4 months ago

My parents get a guide dog puppy to foster today. I am resigned to the fact I will no longer be the favourite child

Alamutjones, 6 months ago

In weather like this, there’s nothing to do except curl up with a book

Alamutjones, 6 months ago

BRB, going to Inverloch. Holiday!

Alamutjones, 7 months ago

Morning everyone 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤

Alamutjones, 8 months ago

Aaaaaaaagh.

Family dinner degenerated into fight, again. Dad picked his side, again, and it isn’t me.

I don’t know what I’m doing wrong

Alamutjones, 10 months ago

I have made it as far as the train. To work I go

Alamutjones, 10 months ago

Hullo kids

Alamutjones, 11 months ago

It’s cold, it’s dark and I’m on my way home having been given the nicest compliment anyone has ever given me

You have a presence that lifts everyone around you

My heart

Alamutjones, 11 months ago

It is not Covid. Three years and counting of dodging that particular plague

Alamutjones, 11 months ago

There are surprise bikkies

Alamutjones, 11 months ago

There is, but contextually it’s a much more positive symbol. The Nazis ruined it, as they ruined everything they touched