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BananaPeal

@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works

Older millennial nerd.

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I’m gonna poop on your bed.

BananaPeal,
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Who’s a good unit of measurement? You are! You are!

BananaPeal,
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Pssh, not me. I was born into a homophobic redneck culture and I hated it. I now consider myself an LGBTQ+ ally and computer nerd.

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Dangerops pregrant sex will it hurt baby top of his head?

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Tim Allen is a Dick.

BananaPeal,
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His name is literally Timothy Alan Dick.

BananaPeal,
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Highway interchange ahead?

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Every heard of the word meme?

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I thought Papa Woody was just Arbor Day. Good to see him branching out.

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Hey everybody have you seen my nuts? They’re big and salty and green. If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my nuts in your mouth!

youtu.be/sjrdanK4LSY?si=FsSx9YoBT69E82y6

BananaPeal,
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If he was dying, he wouldn’t bother to carve ‘aarrggh’. He’d just say it!

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I was going to tell you a dick joke, but it’s too hard.

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I also don’t see why.

BananaPeal,
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Pretty sure that was intended as troll physics.

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Bad Horse is watching you masturbate.

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I mean it CAN be a job if they also do repairs, landscaping, and/or preventative maintenance. Almost none of them do it though.

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I call it tactical mode.

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First, anything ending in -ayden. 2-4, I’m just going to list a few real names I’ve heard. Middles included.

Wynter Obsidian

Ocean Zebediah

Buck Shot

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Tombert.

BananaPeal,
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Reminds me of a Bender line.

Petunia: “Die young and leave a pretty corpse, that’s what I say.”

Bender: “You should say something else.”

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Yeah that’s my thought.

BananaPeal,
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This would be ideal, but some people work jobs where it’s not feasible.

BananaPeal,
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Most states do (illegal to pump your own in New Jersey), but the joke is more about tipping culture in this country.

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He also needs help with next year’s plans. He’s an elected official, he can’t make decisions by himself.

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