@Bard@transfem.social

Bard

@Bard@transfem.social

UK-based, 36y/o. Pansexual soft creature, he/him.
Some kind of AMAB genderqueer... thing.

https://pronouns.cc/@HylianBard

Ask me things! https://retrospring.net/@Bard

Gaming enthusiast, anime aficionado and proud rat dad.

Monogamous. Married to @Naz

Trans rights are human rights. We should improve society somewhat.

"Bard is one of my favourite brothers" -@yassie_j
"gotta break a few Bards to make an omelette" -https://transfem.social/@vivianers
"The Yuri supply is apparently one of my hallmarks." -@Bard
"if anyone said “continue to collect anime girls that make me go doki-doki” I would cringe, but when you say it, it sounds cool" -@yassie_j
"you do the funnys and you care about people" -https://transfem.social/@BlahajBlast
"you make me feel up when I'm down" -@Sparky
"The Cute Purple Creature" -@vaelfonia

Backup alt account: @Bard

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Bard, to random

BROTHER!!!

RE: https://tech.lgbt/users/endali/statuses/111137531584332495

Bard, to random

Broke: We could be taking this work from home Teams call in our pyjama bottoms or underwear and they wouldn't know.

Woke: We could be taking this work from home Teams call in our skirts and thigh highs and they wouldn't know.

Bard, to random

I'm on my boy liking arc today if that wasn't obvious ​:puniko_giggle:​

Bard, to random

Why isn't he real? ​:puniko_love2:​

Bard, to random

Channeling the energy created from people calling me cute and getting all squirmy~ ​:astolfo_blush:​

Bard, to random

Never thought I'd ever be hit by the old "Oh no, these people posting carefully created photos on the internet look better than me" big, but I ended up browsing the femboy subreddit for Reasons, and damnit, some of these guys are so cute ​:aqua_crying_quietly:​

Bard,

@Sparky Ashdhdjdhsjshdjfjf no I'm not.

I'm a little cute, but not femboy cute ​:menherahide:​

Bard,

@Sparky Thank you Sparky. You're very sweet ​:ablobcatheartsqueeze:​

Bard,

@Sparky I say you are, and that's what matters ​:neocat_hug:​

Bard,

@Sparky Nooooo, no crying! ​:neocat_hug:​

Bard,

@Sparky Awwww! Well if it's happy crying then go right ahead! ​:neocat_hug:​

Sparky, to random

Is it okay if I am uncomfortable when I am referred to as "they/them"?

Bard,

@Sparky Totally valid; your pronouns are part of your identity. It's normal to not like ones that don't feel right to you.

Bard, to random

Wake up to see your phone full of notifications ​:astolfo_cry:​

It's just some likes and the instance dev Discord popping off ​:aqua_smug:​

Bard, to Rats

Poor sick baby deserves a treat ​:hutao_thanksboss:​

Bard, to random

We've CIRCLED back AROUND to again courtesy of @Kitty with the theme !

Man With A Mission - Merry-Go-Round
https://youtu.be/6SdxOgaEzDU?si=aal5YOHl412zHnXP

Morfonica - The Circle of Butterflies
https://youtu.be/JfhgKn1hnnk?si=OV0lERCJv--b5-yy

AlSweigart, to random
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    Bard,

    @ned @AlSweigart Be right back, off to go greet a group of male coworkers with "Hi girls," and see what happens.

    Bard, to random

    Not me scrolling way too far down someone's feed to vibe check them before following ​:menherahide:​

    Bard,

    @Sparky Gotta protect my delicate sensibilities :3

    Bard, to splatoon

    Oh my god; good luck Reagan! ​:ablobcatheart:​

    Bard, to random

    Naz on Saturday: "Taro had better not open his abcess before his surgery."

    Taro, at some point today: Has opened his abcess ​:aqua_crying_quietly:​

    Bard, to random

    When I talk about work here, I might give the impression that I know anything at all about tech and programming and such. I don't know shit. I'm just an experienced warehouse operative who volunteered to test a new system, and I'm SO out of my depth at this point!

    In point of fact, one of the primary reasons that I don't follow some people here is because y'all are coding like mad and I have no idea what some of you are even talking about sometimes; so I just let other mutuals boost other kinds of posts and enjoy your Fedi contributions that way.

    But do rest assured: if I interact with your posts in any way I think you're pretty cool and interesting.

    Bard,

    @Schdadia Exactly. If I ever wonder what the hell I'm doing on this side of Fedi I remember how many nice people I follow ​:NepHappy:​

    Bard,

    @Schdadia Anyone who follows me and isn't weird is an absolute treasure.

    Bard, to random

    I can deny it no longer. It's time for the truth to come out. This is it.

    .......I identify as cute.

    Bard, to random

    Reincarnated in Another World as the Isekai Truck

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