@Bard@transfem.social

Bard

@Bard@transfem.social

UK-based, 36y/o. Pansexual soft creature, he/him.
Some kind of AMAB genderqueer... thing.

https://pronouns.cc/@HylianBard

Ask me things! https://retrospring.net/@Bard

Gaming enthusiast, anime aficionado and proud rat dad.

Monogamous. Married to @Naz

Trans rights are human rights. We should improve society somewhat.

"Bard is one of my favourite brothers" -@yassie_j
"gotta break a few Bards to make an omelette" -https://transfem.social/@vivianers
"The Yuri supply is apparently one of my hallmarks." -@Bard
"if anyone said “continue to collect anime girls that make me go doki-doki” I would cringe, but when you say it, it sounds cool" -@yassie_j
"you do the funnys and you care about people" -https://transfem.social/@BlahajBlast
"you make me feel up when I'm down" -@Sparky

Backup alt account: @Bard

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Bard, to random

Got another early start tomorrow, so I'm going to bed now.

G'night my friends; you're all great in your own special ways ​:ablobcatheartsqueeze:​

Bard, to random

Children are on this floor... They've been wandering around yelling in that unaware way kids everywhere do...

I hope the silence means they've gone to bed now.

Bard, to random

Hope y'all are having a good day today ​:ablobcatheartsqueeze:​

Bard, to random

🐑

Bard threw a sheep at you!

Bard, to random

Hello from Greece Fedi friends! ​:trail_hello:​ ​:ablobcatheart:​

Bard, to random

There's a Vocaloid joke to be made about the butterfly on King Charles' portrait, but I don't have the wit right now.

Bard, to random

​:sayori_no:​ "Of course the non binary entry won Eurovision" (bigots)

​:sayori_yes:​ "Of course the non binary entry won Eurovision" (LGBTQ+)

Bard, to random

You are now encumbered and cannot run.

MagicLike, to Eurovision
@MagicLike@mstdn.social avatar

Well I guess I will still "watch" the ESC, but not really hardcore...
I won't be really posting about it either, but you know my favourites and opinions from the semi-finals.
I hope I can still enjoy the good songs except Europapa (sadly)...

Free Palestine and good night

Bard,

@MagicLike I'm throwing out the odd funny, but as I have mentioned earlier I'm not watching it live tonight.

Bard, to Eurovision

Please don't set fire to IKEA showrooms. The staff don't appreciate it.

Bard, to random

Heh. Ur gay.

(In all the best ways.)

Are there any bad ways to be gay? ;)
Well thank you kindly :3

https://retrospring.net/@Bard/a/112422825406564053

Bard, to random

My experience so far after about half an hour of playing Little Kitty, Big City

Bard,

Naz is going to be so pissed at me eventually, because sometimes I just start pressing the X button while wandering around :3

RoseRaven, to random
@RoseRaven@eldritch.cafe avatar

@Impossible_PhD

Bard,

@RoseRaven @Impossible_PhD And that's why I won't be playing Hades II in early access. Still gotta give myself some time.

Bard, to random

HER.

RE: https://botsin.space/users/BocchiTheBot/statuses/112416581572976139

yassie_j, to random
@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone avatar

I found my cool hat :NepHappy:

Bard,

@root @yassie_j @pinkcreeper100 It's been an hour Yaseen; where's the fucking hat?

Bard, to random

There's currently a scandal ripping through the warehouse, as somebody has eaten my coworkers' lunch. Not only had this person not owned up to it, but they put his empty lunchbox back in the fridge.

This whole thing genuinely blows my mind. What the hell.

Bard, to random

Oh hey, just realised that now I'm genderqueer that kind of makes me gay for everyone.

Some kind of super-gay ​:neocat_hyper:​

Bard, to random

What's up queers? ​:dbl_paw:​

Bard, to random

Just now realising the correlation between how many Fedi users adopt the name Luna, and how insanely popular Luna is as a dog name... ​:senkohmm:​

Bard, to random

Me when @Naz points out my typos in my posts again

RE: https://botsin.space/users/BocchiTheBot/statuses/112383202198025783

Bard, to random

Fine mass outbreak of Magikarp. DON'T spawn a shiny. See if I care.

Bard, to random

I'm going to buy a farm and let all the trans minors in the UK live there with me.

Puberty blockers in one silo.
HRT in another.
There's a John Deere tractor painted in trans colours with a trailer, and everyone gets to take turns having a ride.
There will be sheep for petting too. That's just good farm fun.

Bard, to random

Blue hair, blue gowns
Stealing all your pronouns

Bard, to random

Hweh, morning. Skipped both my alarms again ​:yukong_sigh:​

Bard,

@MagicLike Gods if only.

So many coworkers in so many jobs have told me they go to bed at like 9-9:30 and like... It's great that you're getting enough sleep unlike me, but how do you live your life with so little free time?

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