Cendana

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Cendana,

Or take a photo and then look at said photo.

Cendana,

Nope. Have attempted it.

Of course tomato sauce enhances it, but the lack thereof shouldn’t be a blocker to eating the whole back.

Cendana,

Just sat through an extremely boring 70 minute meeting listening to a panel of vote counters slowly call out 289 ballot papers.

The majority of the 200 present were on their phones scrolling a social feed or playing games.

Cendana,

Was hoping to keep our car scratch free for years to come. Bought it new less than a year ago.

Today while waiting for my wife to finish work, a ute backed into it. Other guy was nice though.

Cendana,

Yep that’s true. We’re comprehensively insured - but I’ve raised it as other party at fault. Got their details, license etc.

Cendana,

$8.85 minus what you spent.

Then if you don’t win, you won’t end up negative.

Cendana,

I didn’t initially select it, but was pleasantly surprised when I got a text message saying a hire car was booked for me.

How is your car search coming along?

Cendana,

Good luck Simon

Cendana,

How has Butters been?

Cendana,

so he wouldn’t wolf it down then start on Bill’s food

I need that and a microchip activated feeder. Our tortoiseshell does just that - inhale the wet food, then barges through the tuxedo’s, before finally stealing the fluffy one’s.

Cendana,

Thank you:) looking at it.

Cendana,

More and more species of human made services are falling victim to this mysterious illness many call enshittification. There’s no known cure, but is spreading rapidly among impacted populations.

Cendana,

6.15am, sleepy wife in passenger seat.

Halfway through a left turn, the guy behind me honks.

So as a petty revenge, I did 40 in a 50 zone. Guy behind flashes headlights.

Eventually the guy overtook us. My wife and I looked at the guy. Staring back at us was a possibly 19 year old green P Asian male in command of an MG HS.

Cendana,

**Trigger Warning: corriander

Umm… “fuck coriander”? 😅

Cendana,

Unit of measure is not the same.

Just looking at the Coles listing… it mentions 21L. So probably $1.09/1L.

Amazon suggests that the 24L is about 8kg, approx $3.75/kg.

Cendana,

I visited my wife’s old workplace.

They got new EFTPOS terminals some time in the last 6 months… running on 3G.

Cendana,

A few days ago, our tortoiseshell alpha pretty much purred me awake at 4am, approximately 1 hour to wake up time for me to go pick up my wife. Yep, she just sat on her pillow and purred LOUDLY.

This morning at maybe 2am she parked herself on top of me, and groomed my hair for a good 10-20 minutes, the same way she grooms our fluffy one.

Cendana,

The below photo was taken back in January 2023, just moments after I signed the papers for the tortoiseshell and the tabby/white on the right hand side.

Somehow, they knew this would be the final moments they would see each other ever again.

Photophoto

Cendana,

On the phone in bed.

6kg worth of cat jumped a 2m gap onto the most sensitive part of me.

Cats.

Cendana,

It’s also our asshole alpha female that steals the other two’s food and turns OFF my laptop while I’ve stepped out for 30 seconds to grab a snack or use the toilet.

Cendana,

Ouch :( are you feeling ok?

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