LEMMY ALLOWS ME TO HAVE A SCREENNAME THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN TAKEN 15 YEARS AGO, ON REDDIT. I AM CHILLDUDE69 AND I AM FREAKIN’ HAPPY ABOUT IT!
Yes, I’m screaming all that. Capslock is still cruise control for cool, y’all.
Peace.
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Sometimes I forget they even allow this. Finish the fucking thing before adding extra shit. How can an unfinished thing even have extra shit? (lemmynsfw.com)
It’s like buying a tiara for your fetus, before you even buy a crib....
This year, Olympic medals will be awarded for breakdancing, and it literally makes me sick to my stomach.
This issue really evokes my emotions, because of how much I love sports. I think sports are a vitally important part of the human experience. I guess dance is, too, but we’re not talking about dance, in and of itself....
Not only is "Seinfeld" vastly overrated, any claim that it pioneered the concept of "a show about nothing" is ridiculous and imbecilic.
First of all, yeah, come at me. “Seinfeld” is only kinda-sorta funny, at best. Seinfeld himself is really not funny at all. His act is perpetually stuck between the oldschool, early 1950s-style, cigar-waving “hyuk-hyuk, get a load of all my jokes about women drivers” comedians and the post-Lenny Bruce era, where...
REMEMBER TO SPREAD THE WORD! THE PLATFORM THAT HAS THE PORN ALWAYS WINS! (lemmynsfw.com)
Start telling people now, over on reddit. BEFORE they start cracking down. That way, everyone will know, and the growth will happen even more rapidly.
What's _______ for you guys? Also, I truly believe they don't know. They just say no, out of some bizarre corporate reflex. (lemmynsfw.com)
For me, ________ is basically all sports games that have ever been broadcast. Most of them are just locked away somewhere, with literally no legal way for anyone to see them.
If you play ANY mobile-style, free-to-PAY game, you are helping to destroy gaming. That includes any exceptions you think exist.
I’m mainly talking about these new “but they’re different” games, that have gotten so fucking popular, lately....
"If anyone has a problem, I'll just calmly explain the etymology of the word..." (lemmynsfw.com)
Can someone explain to me why Honkai: Star Rail is treated as something other than trash? I keep seeing posts about it, all over.
It’s a free-to-play mobile gacha game. Therefore, it is trash. That point simply cannot be argued. It’s not up for debate. If you’re here to debate that point, please don’t even bother. All mobile games are trash. All free-to-play games are trash. All gacha games are trash. Again: there is no debate about that....
This is half the fucking interweb, right now. JESUS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE THEM YOUR REAL EMAIL ADDRESS. Fucking calm down. (lemmynsfw.com)
Yes, I realize how much hate I will get for this. I don’t give a shit. Seethe away, kids.
If you're making software for actual end-users, you HAVE to give it a goddamn GUI, or else you suck, your software sucks, and nobody is going to use your damn software.
You see this shit SO much more often than you would think. And the infuriating thing is, it seems to be most common among programs that are INCREDIBLY complex and sophisticated....
Maybe it's the hot air coming up from the subway. Or out of your fucking mouth. (lemmynsfw.com)
Why does Microsoft want me to upgrade from Windows 10 to Windows 11?
Particularly, why are they so desperately pushy about it? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE IN IT FOR THEM???...
Jim Henson (and everything he created) are VASTLY AND ANNOYINGLY OVERRATED
The fucking Muppets aren’t entertaining. At all. Not even a tiny little bit. First of all, who is their intended audience, even? Not kids, really, because they contain a bunch of references to stuff that kids really won’t get. Kids don’t really know how a rock drummer is supposed to behave. They won’t find Kermit and...
If we're going to make fun of spotted dick, we can throw this one in, too... (lemmynsfw.com)
Unpopular DEGREE of opinion: if you participate in a gender-reveal ceremony of any kind, you're already an unfit parent, and your kid should be taken from you, at birth.
Note that I’m not just talking about the shitheads who cause forest fires or water contamination, with their bullshit. I’m talking about ANY of this dumb shit....
Bully, Persona, TF2, Bayonetta, Cuphead, I'm sure you can name many others. (lemmynsfw.com)
Can't remember if I've posted this, here. Just like Worf can't remember a lot of stuff. (lemmynsfw.com)
Apparently, the sidewalk ends inside someone's vagina. (lemmynsfw.com)
Just saying, someone needs to tell his ass to calm down (lemmynsfw.com)
15-20 percent of Gen Z men have embraced HIDEOUS moustaches, and it makes me SERIOUSLY question the sanity of their whole age group.
I’m not talking about any facial-hair style that includes a beard. I’m talking about these guys who have brought back the “just a moustache, and it’s a really ugly, really creeper-ish moustache” style....
He's arguing in the comments, after posting a cringe meme about Mr. Travis Swift taking her name (lemmynsfw.com)
We weren't any less nit-picky and difficult to please, but at least we weren't whiny little bitches about it. Get your shit together, guys. (lemmynsfw.com)
We only have that one peeing scene to go on, right? I think people made the wrong assumption. (lemmynsfw.com)
It’s less sexy, isn’t it?
Who all is out there, setting different sensitivities for X and Y on their mouse settings? Does anybody actually do this?
I’ve never met anyone who does this. I’ve never HEARD of anyone who does this. I cannot think of any possible reason WHY anyone would want to do this....
Everyone who has ever shopped at a hardware store, apparently (lemmynsfw.com)
Yes, that shit is warped and has knots in it. Yes, if you want the shit that doesn’t have warping and knots, you do indeed have to pay more money....