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DerisionConsulting, (edited ) to microblogmemes in Oh no.

yeah, not sticking my dick in anyone who doesn’t look like a bear

DerisionConsulting, to memes in Canada is out of control
DerisionConsulting, to pcgaming in A new Steam Deck rival is coming, and you’ll never guess who makes it [Antec] [expected price range $600~$900]

It’s not a rival if it’s Windows.

DerisionConsulting, to lemmy_ca_support in Max number of communities modded by one person.

For others, an empty community owned by one person is a deterrent to posting. I’m not taking about situations where you made a community and you’re the only person to have posted in it.

There are some users who have created 30+ communities without making any posts in them, and it is very clear, especially when the communities are region specific, that they don’t actually plan to ever post. Best case scenario, it’s spam that makes it harder to find legitimate communities.

DerisionConsulting, to canada in Corporations are buying local vet clinics — raising questions about price, choice and quality of care

Because that’s how capitalism works without strong enough regulations. You need to grow every year, and at a certain point you can’t really do that without expanding into a new market or buying a competitor.

In exaggerated capitalism, one company grows until it owns everything. Its goal is to extract as much as possible from the population.

DerisionConsulting, to connectasong in Eliana Cuevas - Agua, Cangrejo y Sal

I know the connection is salt, but you should put it as part of the submission’s description. Explaining the connection is part of submitting

DerisionConsulting, to art in Eddie Vedder Calls Harrison Butker a ‘F*cking P*ssy’

I think the most masculine thing is sex that only involves men, but Harrison is a pathetic person.

DerisionConsulting, to rpg in You're the GM, but haven't prep anything for tonight. How do you make tonight game a succes ?

This mostly happens to me when it is very clear that the session is going to be about resolving something about player X’s backstory, and their work schedule changes.

The easiest way, is to use a generator, like donjon.bin.sh/scifi/random/.

I might not fully use the suggestion of “A minor executive named Jasper Catlow needs a crew to frame a rival named Porter Gammon for corporate espionage. However, the client hires a team of assassins to eliminate them after the job.”, but it’s easy enough to change some nouns to make an interesting one-shot.

DerisionConsulting, to nostupidquestions in a 320 year old elf marries an 80 year old human: Is the elf robbing the cradle, or the grave?

Damn it, I knew I should’ve invested years of my life into cookie lore for a brand not sold in my country!
Probably more useful than 40k lore, but less useful than LotR lore.

DerisionConsulting, to nostupidquestions in a 320 year old elf marries an 80 year old human: Is the elf robbing the cradle, or the grave?

You need to be specific about which type of elves this is.

If we’re talking LotR, elves are immortal.
If we’re talking 40k, Eldrad is 10,000+ years old.
If we’re talking WoW, it’s a couple thousand years.
If we’re talking D&D, elves live like 750 years.
If we’re talking Shadowrun, Elves lit’s all over the place.

DerisionConsulting, to veganrecipes in Vegan Keto Samyang Buldak Ramen Copycat Noodles For One

Complaining about MSG is like complaining about black pepper.

DerisionConsulting, to news in Things to keep in mind when shopping for good replica bags

Fuck off spambot

DerisionConsulting, to linuxmemes in Old XKCD, still relevant

There are some that were wrong to begin with, I remember 622 bothering me.
xkcd.com/622/

But it could also just be that in the comic, the professor is wrong.

DerisionConsulting, to canada in Badonkadonk she's mine.

There are 2 Tim Horton’s, both of which are disappointments.

  1. a hockey player who got really, really drunk, did some barbiturates, then drove so fast that when they crashed the car flipped several times, and they died about 40m away.
  2. A fast food chain that uses their phone to illegally track you (even when the app was closed), and the Privacy Commissioner of Canada decided that was okay as long as they gave everyone a coffee and a donut. The material cost for those items is well under a dollar. They also don’t make their baked goods at the stores.
DerisionConsulting, to canadapolitics in 16 year olds should legally be allowed to vote in my opinion

I think that if a guardian attests that their 16 year old is ready to vote, they should be allowed to.

I feel that people who don’t agree with the child’s politics may not allow them to vote.

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