This perfect lad is Perucetus Colossus, a newly discovered 39-37 million year old fossil of an extinct whale that was even heavier than todays blue whale....
Following the spirit of spreading across the Fediverse (and because my main instance is down so many times, because diverse reasons) I’m intrigued about the joining instance process, because I honestly don’t know what criteria to have in order to join another one if I ever want to do it....
Xi ate all my food with a giant spoon. It’s true because the TV told me so. They are telling the truth just like they told the truth about MKUltra and Vietnam and those WMDs and-
It was lunchtime and I was about to enjoy the mayonnaise sandwich that Mama had packed for me (plain white bread, I’m not a savage) but when I opened up my lunchbox there was only a tiny President Xi inside and no sandwich. I started crying and asking him what he did with my food but all he did was laugh and Fortnite dance at...
Mine is Hariyama. These sumo wrestler Pokémon interest me being really big, bulky, and strong. Supposedly they can lift whole trucks and throw them long distances.
There was only one thing I missed about the old CTH subreddit, and that was that we would occasionally get a lost lib that would stumble in and start calling us Putin lovers or some shit. It was always really funny watching them expect to bring the reddit debate shit in only to be completely not be taken seriously at all....
The “… hope you were paid well” got me too. Calling us Russian bots and everything lmao. These people actually exist susie-laugh
What’s next, a Xi Winnie the Pooh and social credit joke? Calling Trump Drumf and Putin Putler? Why do these guys think getting names wrong is some kind of own?
rule (lemmy.ml)
More info about the newly discovered prehistoric whale, Perucetus Colossus (hexbear.net)
This perfect lad is Perucetus Colossus, a newly discovered 39-37 million year old fossil of an extinct whale that was even heavier than todays blue whale....
Is charging electric car at holiday house "theft"? (www.express.co.uk)
Airbnb owner claims holiday makers running cables out the window is theft if electricity.
Consumerism is so dumb, you would never catch ME mindlessly buying that commercial slop- IS THAT MOTHERINGFUCKING OATCHI?! (hexbear.net)
God damn it. I’m bad at being a leftist deeper-sadness
New COVID-19 subvariant EG.5 confirmed in Manitoba (www.cbc.ca)
It’s unclear if the new subvariant causes any unfamiliar symptoms that haven’t already been documented by other Omicron subvariants....
[Serious] How can a person "rejection-proof" their life?
To extrapolate:...
Taiwan reports second large-scale China air force incursion this week (www.reuters.com)
Look at this idiot nerd sleeping like a potato. Buffoon. (hexbear.net)
LimeWire.exe (i.imgur.com)
What made you choose your instance?
Following the spirit of spreading across the Fediverse (and because my main instance is down so many times, because diverse reasons) I’m intrigued about the joining instance process, because I honestly don’t know what criteria to have in order to join another one if I ever want to do it....
Pls help, President Xi stole my lunch 😡
It was lunchtime and I was about to enjoy the mayonnaise sandwich that Mama had packed for me (plain white bread, I’m not a savage) but when I opened up my lunchbox there was only a tiny President Xi inside and no sandwich. I started crying and asking him what he did with my food but all he did was laugh and Fortnite dance at...
Favorite Fighting type Pokémon? (m.archives.bulbagarden.net)
Mine is Hariyama. These sumo wrestler Pokémon interest me being really big, bulky, and strong. Supposedly they can lift whole trucks and throw them long distances.
Hexbear User Down!!! (www.cnn.com)
loose lips sink ships.
The best thing about federation so far (aside from meeting our friendly neighbors from Lemmygrad)
There was only one thing I missed about the old CTH subreddit, and that was that we would occasionally get a lost lib that would stumble in and start calling us Putin lovers or some shit. It was always really funny watching them expect to bring the reddit debate shit in only to be completely not be taken seriously at all....
This is lemmy or something (infosec.pub)
If lemmy was a drug what would it be? (files.catbox.moe)
This pic goes hard feel free to screenshot (hexbear.net)