Ladies and gentlemen. If you have a big trip planned to visit Russia while on leave from the military, rethink your plans. Despite what Tucker and others say online, they are not friendly to American soldiers and will take you into custody.
Disclaimer: This is a parody and is not an official government announcement. All standard disclaimers apply. You might have a lovely trip visiting Russia, if you go. Then again, you might get arrested.
@KrissyKat My house swayed pretty badly. People were feeling it all the way in Philadelphia and Baltimore. There hasn’t been an earthquake this bad in Jersey since 1783.
@KrissyKat It was so embarrassing to have one of the only free health services get rejected like that. I hope nobody ever has to go through that. The pharmacy had the nerve to advertise freee flu shots in the front window.