#eurovision is a disgrace this year. Kicking out a finalist and spreading false rumors about his actions. Silencing the #nonbinary performers. All in the name of hypocrisy.
Ladies and gentlemen. If you have a big trip planned to visit Russia while on leave from the military, rethink your plans. Despite what Tucker and others say online, they are not friendly to American soldiers and will take you into custody.
Disclaimer: This is a parody and is not an official government announcement. All standard disclaimers apply. You might have a lovely trip visiting Russia, if you go. Then again, you might get arrested.
@KrissyKat My house swayed pretty badly. People were feeling it all the way in Philadelphia and Baltimore. There hasn’t been an earthquake this bad in Jersey since 1783.
This is exactly the kind of story that #meta will attempt to censor off of the internet. It is up to us at #mastodon to call racism out wherever it shows its ugly head.