FauxPseudo

FauxPseudo, 21 days ago

My mistake. Meant to post this link.

www.cnn.com/2020/08/18/politics/…/index.html

FauxPseudo, 21 days ago

Not the first time he’s done this.

thehill.com/…/4673353-trump-suggests-he-could-be-…

FauxPseudo, 16 days ago

66618055 I never tried to get a better number because 666

FauxPseudo, 20 days ago

Indeed. It’s been a while since they made an appearance.

FauxPseudo, 20 days ago

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FauxPseudo, 20 days ago (edited 19 days ago)

Separate the whites and yolks. Make a sponge cake or something out of the whites.

In a tupperware container, put down a thick layer of salt. Then place the yolks close but not touching on that layer of salt. Cover everything with salt. Leave it out at room temperature covered but with the ability to breathe. The yolks will harden and dehydrate. You can now use them as a Parmesan substitute in salads, pastas and other things.

If you want to step things up a little bit make sense and cray powder or chili powder (American Curry powder) with the salt to impart some flavor to the yolks.

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There’s nothing wrong with a hard egg sandwich. Little bit of mayo. A little bit of mustard. Maybe a tiny bit of horseradish and some dill. Put that on two slices of bread.

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You can make ice cream. Egg sugar, salt, cream.

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If you don’t anticipate running into another surplus then you can get some food grade lime and waterglass the eggs for long-term storage as long as they are not washed. If you bought them from a store In America then do not do this. Only do this with farm fresh unwashed eggs.

I run a hard surplus on eggs so I do not do this because I know there will always be more so I’m not looking for ways to save them but ways to you use them.

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Never underestimate the tastiness of shakshuka.

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Breakfast burritos.

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Do you have any urine and wood ash? Maybe it’s time to bury some eggs in the backyard.

– Edit: fixord all the voice to text errors.

FauxPseudo, 20 days ago

Red with a little red mixed in for “depth”.

FauxPseudo, 19 days ago

I fully support it. We’re in the midst of puppet week and each puppet has been a different style of puppet. I’m eager to find out what happens next.

FauxPseudo, 19 days ago

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FauxPseudo, 18 days ago

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FauxPseudo, 18 days ago

If we can believe in meat robots and gum that makes you fly then magic puppets is an easy ask.

FauxPseudo, 17 days ago

You can know where to look but that precludes knowing when to look.

FauxPseudo, 17 days ago

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FauxPseudo, 17 days ago

They aren’t all going to be winners. In the most recent one before this, it worked perfectly. And in this one not so much.

FauxPseudo, 16 days ago

That’s deep cut

FauxPseudo, 16 days ago

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FauxPseudo, 21 days ago

Puppet Heathcliff is a basically an alter ego for Heathcliff. There are only about 10 appearances. And they are usually Iggy telling someone what the puppet is communicating. I know this doesn’t really help explain anything that might be the joke here. But at least you have some context.

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FauxPseudo, 21 days ago

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FauxPseudo, 22 days ago

Nothing. For Sunday’s I create new Heathcliff content as penance for removing him the rest of the time.