FnordPrefect

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Would it be a reasonable guess that this could be caused by untreated farm runoff from infected cows’ poo?

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Meanwhile the Dems are whining and flailing because China has too many solar panels and EVs thonk-cri

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joker-amerikkklap Critical support (not really, never really) to the Freedom Caucus and their ceaseless efforts to delegitimize amerikkka

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dem “If you knew how to Follow The Science you would see this is actually very smart. As everyone knows, a pandemic’s vision is based on movement. So as long as we do absolutely nothing about it, it won’t be able to find us to make us sick! I mean, why else would I stop the CDC from wastewater testing?”

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the-democrat “You should be thanking us, just think of how much money we save by not doing this testing! I mean, it’s not like we’d do anything about it anyway, so why bother?”

Also, Within 6 months someone will downplay the severity of H5N1 by saying that the flu is just like COVID lathe-of-heaven

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“Whoops, missed a space. It should be ‘allows history con text to get lost’. That is to say, our propaganda and lies are being drowned out by the truth.”

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Ah, the alternate universe where Luke Skywalker stayed home to vaporate moisture and just wrote angry letters to his Emperor live-slug-reaction

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liberalism “Look, all we’re saying is if you want access to your social security, you have to contribute to national security. It’s not that hard”

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Oh FUCK, I tasted something! oooaaaaaaauhhh

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biden-point “That’s a real dirty trick Iran, but the joke is on you: we don’t give a shit what college students think!”

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biden “I know all you young people are unhappy with how things are going over there. But take heart: we hear you, we see you. That’s why we never gave up and we finally got enough Republicans to stop obstructing us to pass $26 Billion in additional aid to Israel!”

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That’s not just a screenshot of the title. That’s the entire article doomjak

(not really, but that’s the only way that headline is going to be accurate information)

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nerd “If you really want to understand the world, simply read the 576,459 words of the LoTR books. After all, who has the time to slog through all 288,000 [weird coincidence, almost exactly half] words in actual theory like Capital?”

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Sunak said ‘something has gone wrong’ since the pandemic to increase the number of people signed off work for long-term sickness, especially those with mental health conditions.

covid-cool “Yeah, I wonder what changed…”

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nerd “Well, the data is quite clear…Millennials and Gen Z are spending twice as much on groceries all of a sudden. And, as I’m sure you are all well aware, THERE IS NO INFLATION! So the only explanation is young people being irresponsible.”

oooaaaaaaauhhhqin-shi-huangdi-fireball

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melon-musk “What? It is self-driving! It drives itself straight into walls!”

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“Mr. Madison Musk…I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.”

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The sea level along the US coastlines is projected to rise by 0.25–0.3 m by 2050, increasing the probability of more destructive flooding and inundation in major cities

Oh, but that’s 26 years away! We’ll probably have that bridge finished and be ready to tackle the next project by then amerikkka-clap

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doomer “Sure appreciate that the government functions just well enough to make it illegal for it to function at all…”

freedom-and-democracy “Sure thing bro!”

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Blaming the poors’ luxury spending for their situation in:

2007: Cellular phones

2024: Cellular respiration

amerikkka-clap

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kelly Brother, can you spare a dime?

Psstchomsky-yes-honey Do people still use dime to mean ‘very conventionally attractive woman’?

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porky-scared “Uhh…the fact that he said that is proof that he was having “thoughts of suicide” when we killed him…er, when he killed him.”

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The bill, dubbed the “Protecting Americans From Foreign Adversary Controlled Applications Act,”

smh, so close to PAFFACACA, which is non-sense, but sounds like a good onomatopoeia for this type of bill

Rising water: Quebec lender ending new mortgages in flood zones ’just the beginning’ (montrealgazette.com)

Desjardins Group announced as of Feb. 1 it would no longer offer new mortgages for properties in “0-20 year” flood zones — where there is a five per cent chance of flooding in any given year — because of what it called the rising effect of climate change....

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just-one-small-problem

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The existence of the Cybertruck window demonstration video makes this whole thing extra hilarious. Not strong enough to serve a purpose, just strong enough to kill.

Though I will say, that had to be an awful experience for the firefighters or whoever was trying to rescue her, I hope they get some compensation from billionaire-tears

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