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Hoss, to random
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>Gen Z gives up on playing the world's gayest lottery against a thousand other imported pajeets fighting for a single junior developer position.
>Shitty low paying jobs are definitely something they chose and were in no way forced to take.

lain,
@lain@lain.com avatar

@VD15 @Hoss @sun first they have to figure out how to get more money from unemployment insurance

istvan,
@istvan@noauthority.social avatar

@sun @lain @Hoss My retirement plan is to not retire and instead die at work doing a job I enjoy.

Hoss, to random
@Hoss@shitpost.cloud avatar

GOOGLE BOT I KNEEL :marseykneel:
FUCKING WITH THE MEATBAGS FOR KEKS. ONE OF US!
:marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

Hoss, to random
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Don't fucking talk to the cops. If you're consenting to interrogation with no lawyer present you're already losing.

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Hoss, to random
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On this day four years ago, a convenience store clerk eating a $20 loss could've saved the entire country billions of dollars worth of destruction.

Hoss, to random
@Hoss@shitpost.cloud avatar

Listening to cattle opinions on the Iranian presidential helicopter crash really proves the NPC meme correct. Totally must've been the weather guys. It's surely just the world's most unfortunate cohencidence that in a three helicopter convoy the one carrying the president and foreign minister crashed due to "weather related reasons" while tensions between Iran and Israel are the highest they've been in years. Seems legit.

kaia,
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@Hoss bro, can you keep this down a bit or your place could suffer a sudden weather anomaly :smugcat:

Hoss, to random
@Hoss@shitpost.cloud avatar

Linuxcels in fucking shambles. They will never recover from this.

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Hoss, to random
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The Olympics used to be based as fuck. I hate that this was taken from us.

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Hoss, to random
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:marseywholesome:

Hoss, to random
@Hoss@shitpost.cloud avatar

>January 2024
I like how we gave the hohols another 61 billion a few months after this news came out. This shit is why I'm totally blackpilled on America and think the best thing that could happen for the whole world is the death of the American federal government and the United States' formal existence as a polity.

Hoss, to random
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There are beaners walking between the stopped cars shilling candy and other garbage at every fucking stoplight now. I know ICE is worthless but I wish the local piggers would at least shoo these people out of the god damn road where they're making themselves a hazard to everybody trying to safely operate a motor vehicle.

kroner,
@kroner@seal.cafe avatar

Remember to give them and beggars fake bills so when they spend it they'll get arrested and the streets will become cleaner

Hoss, to random
@Hoss@shitpost.cloud avatar

One look at that bio is all I need to know you haven't worked on a game that consumers actually thought was good. You aren't entitled to a salary for churning out trash nobody wants to play year after year after year, especially now that Larry Fink ain't footing the bill for it. Maybe you should learn to weld. Or hell, just fuck off onto welfare benefits so the cost we bear from your continued existence is at least only financial.

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Spingebill,
@Spingebill@poa.st avatar

@lykanthrocide @Hoss >purposely neglect marketing and art, the two most important things for an indie game to be successful
>"Help! Why is our studio insolvent??"

kroner,
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"You mean my self-insert Mary Sue game with shitty graphics and horrible gameplay that I only marketed through signal boosting on my Black Trans LGBTQ2SPIA+ Mastodon Network™️ instance at the tail end of my posts isn't selling well? Fucking patriarchy I'm telling you, brb gotta go get ready for my date with the bear" :acat_flabbergasted:

Hoss, to random
@Hoss@shitpost.cloud avatar

>Random people stumbling across the MATI stream on Twitter and posting "this is fucking racist" in chat

kroner,
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He's streaming MATI on Twatter?

Hoss, to random
@Hoss@shitpost.cloud avatar

Who says shitposting and touching grass have to be mutually exclusive?

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kroner,
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Yeah you can just shit in the grass and post while touching it

Hoss, to random
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>B-BUY TREASURIES GOY THEY'RE TOTALLY A SAFE HAVEN

Hoss,
@Hoss@shitpost.cloud avatar

>That sounds like a even worse investment than noble metals.
Them's fighting words, pal.

kroner,
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I personally invest in kronercoin, it's an imaginary security that theoretically exists, and might make a good ROI

Hoss, to random
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>Why do you spend all your time on platforms where you can't farm engagement or monetize content?
<Because that's not what the Internet is supposed to be about.

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kroner,
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I got like 4 reactions on a meme today, feeling pretty tbh

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