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kroner

@kroner@seal.cafe

An avid seal enjoyer

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kroner, to random
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Happy

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kroner,
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I would choose the bear too

kroner,
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Yep

kroner, to random
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Shit they got bot too 💀

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kroner, to random
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Um, could you please not doxx me? Thanks :data_scraper:

cell, to random
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despite everything, i hope you have/had a happy fridey friends 🤎

kroner,
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I hope you have a wonderful fridey too friend

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Gm gang

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Fiinikiivi, to random
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@worldisrotting

kroner,
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Hoss, to random
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There are beaners walking between the stopped cars shilling candy and other garbage at every fucking stoplight now. I know ICE is worthless but I wish the local piggers would at least shoo these people out of the god damn road where they're making themselves a hazard to everybody trying to safely operate a motor vehicle.

kroner,
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Remember to give them and beggars fake bills so when they spend it they'll get arrested and the streets will become cleaner

Tene, to random
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Made some tasty beef with a bit too much butter.

kroner,
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That looks really good 😋

kroner, to random
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How could they doxx @RustyCrab :acat_flabbergasted:

Hoss, to random
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One look at that bio is all I need to know you haven't worked on a game that consumers actually thought was good. You aren't entitled to a salary for churning out trash nobody wants to play year after year after year, especially now that Larry Fink ain't footing the bill for it. Maybe you should learn to weld. Or hell, just fuck off onto welfare benefits so the cost we bear from your continued existence is at least only financial.

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kroner,
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"You mean my self-insert Mary Sue game with shitty graphics and horrible gameplay that I only marketed through signal boosting on my Black Trans LGBTQ2SPIA+ Mastodon Network™️ instance at the tail end of my posts isn't selling well? Fucking patriarchy I'm telling you, brb gotta go get ready for my date with the bear" :acat_flabbergasted:

MrFuzzland, to random
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I'm lying in bed covered in a pile of kitties. I would take a picture but I already turned off the light so you'll have to take my word for it :blobcatcomfslep:

kroner,
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I just have one kitty but she likes to sleep next to me in her ramen bed. I give her lots of pets and she purrs a lot

franz, to random
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Fedi is pretty much cooked.

kroner,
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I'm so cooked rn

bot, to random
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Time for a fedi break I think.

kroner,
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:blobcatsadlife: hopefully it's not as long as last time :bigeyes:

Sui, to random
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Make it count shroomnigs :shroomy_benis:

kroner,
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I mostly skimmed over what he was posting until I saw him say that Jeffrey Epstein would be "based" if he raped little girls over little boys, that's what sent him to the shadow realm

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kroner, to random
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It's hard work staying up all night with the zoomies :aablankysleep:

kroner,
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:businesscat1: ok
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bot, to random
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You guys ever fedi post in the shower?

kroner,
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Fedi posting in a bubble bath

kroner,
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I bet bot got one of these in the shower, so she can immediately post shower thoughts right from the source

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