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I can imagine Milei calling Biden up and him saying how proud Argentina would be to support Israel. Argentina is ready, willing, and able to do something bold. Send troops - erm - observers into Gaza - maybe? All Argentina asks in return is a little help in protecting its democracy. And don’t we know how fragile democracies can be?

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die-motherfucker

We love our jokes even if they seemingly seem tasteless. We sincerely hoped Mr. Kissinger lived to be 200. 𝚍𝚒𝚎-𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛 was all in fun.

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Senator Gigantic Shit Stain has a comment

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What amuses me the most is that libs would get mad if they saw this thread.

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Y’all don’t understand how things work. Don’t be naïve. Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good. Etc etc fucking etc

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And then he goes into the Lincoln Bedroom for a nighty-night tryst with the First Lady - if you know what I mean.

NSFW / NSFLJill purrs as President Daddy takes out his enormous, prehensile cock— I tried but I couldn’t go there. Too Biden. Too strong. Too much. I could blackout.

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“Mr. President… Um… Ah… I strongly suggest you do not wear those shorts to the Almost Summer Get Out the Youth Vote! rally.”

“I know - I know. Some of my aides think it’s not presidential for me to show my bare old legs to America. But the old dogs are like me. They need some sun and I want reach out to the young folks and they show lots of skin. Trust me - I look at them. A lot. Tan. Firm. Young. Soft. Tan. Very tan. The tan girls with their taunt young sweet—”

“We feel your American flag shorts are are not appropriate.”

“I heard all the complaints. But America needs me. She needs me. And I need her. I love America. We all gotta love America. Like we did before. Before. You. know. when? Strom Thurmond as a man… was a man…” he trials off into unintelligibility and gibberish for about 10 seconds. He snaps back “He loved America too!”

“We also feel beyond the flag problem there’s another problem… It’s a delicate problem… I don’t know how to… What I mean—”

“Get to the point. Speak clearly. Out with it. Now.”

"Well… They look like… diapers."

The next day the president goes out in his flag diaper shorts and with literally less than a minute has been created. By the end of the hour it’s trending. Within about a week Biden’s poll numbers have fallen 10% and pundits are demanding an immediate reboot to save his dying campaign.

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What was the reason they gave? If any.

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Link?

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He’s got a number on his helmet: 97246. I wonder if it’s this guy…

Forbes, Michael (BPD) — The Woke Windows Project

Employee #: 97246

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You could update the link to this article.

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[Edit - things are far worse than first reports said.]

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Near future NYT op-ed

How ziggurter is singlehandedly destroying the Democratic party’s 2024 hopes

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A 1994 interview with Willam Gibson

“We have these moments spontaneously - I think of them as CNN moments. The last one I had, probably most people had, was watching that weirdly Ballardian slow-motion freeway pursuit (of O.J. Simpson). Which was on every channel. That’s as strange as it gets.”

www.wordyard.com/dmz/digicult/gibson-8-4-94.html

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Memo rapidly circulating around DC that maybe “defend to the death another nation’s version of the trump admin” is not the electoral hill to die on

bsky.app/profile/…/3kpgebvyznv2z

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I just saw this evergreen headline…

“Angry” Biden stays the course on Israel

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Note to self: don’t run drugs in cybertruck

I also showed them all the hiding spots and did let them know the capabilities, in the hands of someone who knows what they are doing. Not the “pavement princesses” who get it stuck in some snow or mud, having never 4-wheeled before.

The OP talks to somebody else in that sub-thread.

I would be afraid of the whole “baggie of crack” up their sleeve trick.

I am a multi-lingual business professional with no concerning behaviors. I have never had a drink, smoked, or used drugs. I have no questionable past or history. I give respect and hope to get it back, if I don’t, it’s ok, they just had a bad day. Hopefully, tomorrow will be a better day for them. Not to say it can’t happen, but I see no reason someone would consider doing such a thing.

“Be the change you want to see in the world.” -Gandhi

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“Put your big boy pants on”. What a time to be alive.

Biden is génocidaire. I will not vote for him.

Yes, that doesn’t fit your equation. But then again - people who think as I do and will not be pro-génocidaire are not the problem.

No one has their ideal candidate on the ballot. Put your big boy pants on and vote for whoever you think will move the country in a positive direction.

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Now I wonder what the laws in red states are about kids and criminally liability. My hunch is there’s nothing.

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But you’ve doxxed yourselves.

Ninja edit: Never mind. You surely look different now. Carry on.

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“I love the sun. It’s great, right? I can look at it any time I want. But ya gotta be smart. Lotsa people don’t know this but I told Daedalus - I told him ‘Look, wings made of wax won’t work. I got an airline - use that.’ But Daedalus didn’t listen to me. And his son, Icarus, flew-flew-flew up the sky. And then - you know what? Then he crashed and died. Sad.”

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After the Gaza war started I finally understood that words like “complex” and "complexity’ are often lib thought terminating clichés. The clichés hold true even if the topic is legitimately complex like universal healthcare. All they want to do is pat people on the head and then begin their lecture on topic X as they opine you can’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good and you don’t understand how politics works and you’re being naïve and…

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I don’t want Trump to win but if Biden wins - we are stuck with that old fuck unless he gets incapacitated or dies. And in that case - we get Kamala. We are fucked all the way down.

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Excellent point.

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This made me laugh.

Users frequently leverage TikTok features to add commentary to his posts in mocking ways. After the campaign posted a video of Mr. Biden criticizing Mr. Trump, saying, “Over my dead body will he cut social security,” some users responded with videos that called attention to the president’s age — receiving more views than the original.

So far the article doesn’t have many comments. This is third from the top.

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I was in grad school during 9/11 and through the invasion of Iraq. In the run up to the war we marched almost every weekend across California. There were tens of thousands of us across the US, and the scale of those global protests paled in comparison to the unprecedented magnitude of the protests happening every week demanding an immediate ceasefire in Gaza.

What this administration appears to not understand is that young people do not see a Democrat in power they way the Boomer generation does. They see what we saw 20 years ago: an extremely violent group of war hawks funding a horrific massacre, almost identical to the war on Iraq. Add TikTok to this mix and just forget it: they will simply not vote for what they see. I wouldn’t either if I was 25 today.

The ultimatum from the youth vote is very simple: force a ceasefire in Gaza now, or lose to Trump in November. This was also true a month ago but thanks to Michael Moore and the Uncomitted vote in Michigan, the White House has partially woken up to that reality. But they have very little time left, just like the children of Gaza do. And young people will have no problem whatsoever staying home and watching Biden lose. Biden better wake up to that fact, and quick.

Supreme Court (6-3) allows Texas to enforce immigration law (www.nbcnews.com)

“The court gives a green light to a law that will upend the longstanding federal-state balance of power and sow chaos,” liberal Justice Sonia Sotomayor wrote in a dissenting opinion. Justices Elena Kagan and Ketanji Brown Jackson also objected to the decision....

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But what happens when the GOP grabs power and they pass a federal anti-abortion bill? What is the dems pitch in the upcoming - and future - elections?

“Vote for us and we might kinda-sorta pack the court but we don’t promise you anything.”

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I don’t know what to say so I’ll go with [redacted]

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