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“I’m hungry.”

“How? We’re not people - we don’t have hunger or stomachs.”

“Let’s get cheese burgers, chili fries, and vanilla milkshakes.”

“Okay. Wait. I’m getting a message in my hidden earpiece that there’s a bank robbery in progress at the First National Bank eight and a half blocks away on Main Street.”

“Never mind the burgers. Let’s catch some bad guys.”

To the dashboard he says: “Siren and flashing lights on.” To his partner he says: “Hit it.”

And their EV patrol car burns rubber.

A bizarre proposal from 1920 to create new single, peaceful European union with 24 artificially created states. (hexbear.net)

WebpageAn extraordinary map of a proposed European Union in 1920! - Rare & Antique MapsP. A. M. [P. A. Maas?], DAS NEUE EUROPE MIT DEM DAUERNDEN FRIEDEN. DIE UNIONISIERUNG MITTEL EUROPAS. [“The New Europe with Lasting Peace. The Unionization of Middle Europe.”] [Vienna:] P. A. M[aas], [1920.] Lithograph printed in colors, 23...

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He’s the avocado toast guy.

The dismal return of the avocado toast guy

The two viral moments of an Australian property developer

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Is there a website for “Is Bolsonaro Hospitalized?”

Kevin McCarthy announces House will begin an impeachment inquiry into Biden (www.nbcnews.com)

House Speaker Kevin McCarthy, R-Calif., on Tuesday said he is directing three House committees to open an impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden in an effort to seek bank records and other documents from the president and his son Hunter Biden....

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I predict this exchange between a reporter and McCarthy…

“What evidence of high crimes and misdemeanors do you have to go forward with impeachment?”

“In two words - Hunter Biden.”

The right-wing doesn’t need a real reason or even a reason that makes sense. They just need something that can fit on bumper sticker. Plus - there’s the added benefit that mocking norms and not even pretending about the way things should work drives libs insane.

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