JimVanDeventer

@JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world

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JimVanDeventer,

I mean, it’s also a Euro plug with US pins. I’ve never seen that mashup before. 🤷‍♀️

JimVanDeventer,

Did you shout ADVERTISEMENT in the middle of your comment?

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  • JimVanDeventer,

    I was watching some crows chase around an eagle the other day. The pathetic squee noises it made like it’s saying “I toldja I was sorry I ate your babies” has me wondering why we have all fallen for this whole eagles are a symbol of power gobbledegook.

    JimVanDeventer, (edited )

    go to bed at 2pm and get up at 10pm

    While we are making reasonable demands, stop using 12 hour time. Sincerely, everyone else.

    JimVanDeventer,

    There was a joke I remember in the episode they bought Rosie, their maid-bot: Jane said she was exhausted by all the cooking and cleaning while simply pressing two buttons that said “cooking” and “cleaning”.

    I also enjoy the conspiracy theory that Jetsons and Flintstones exist at the same time, but Jetsons are upper class and live in cities above the nuclear rubble, and mutant, talking, dinosaur adjacent monsters below.

    JimVanDeventer,

    “Am I being detained!?!?!?”

    –JK Rowling

    JimVanDeventer,

    Inside out and cold water will save you money and your clothes. Come on, people, those don’t even require effort.

    gets slammed in the face

    “Welcome to the Internet opinion gauntlet”.

    JimVanDeventer,

    I don’t have a job or car

    Delivery driver

    JimVanDeventer,

    Taking credit for the work of people who are barely even credited in the first place is… a way of responding. If only she had disappeared behind the curtain for a moment, re-emerging with everyone there with big hair and guitars and eye shadow and screamed “we are McCarty and the Et Als!!!”

    Oh well; next time.

    JimVanDeventer,

    Yep, there’s a pneumatic tube attached to that vending machine that goes all the way to Ecuador. Simple physics, really.

    JimVanDeventer,

    Several years ago, some silver spooner said we would be able to buy homes if only we didn’t blow all our money on things like avocado toast.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/999d352b-b66e-4ad0-9acd-3901c707fd08.jpeg

    JimVanDeventer,

    we don’t think that censorship (including through demonetizing publications) makes the problem go away—in fact, it makes it worse.

    Happy Opposite Day, everyone! 🥳

    JimVanDeventer,

    Step 1: Unwrap processed cheese slice and put in mouth. Repeat as necessary.

    JimVanDeventer,

    That title is wild and there is no way to read it correctly.

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