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Kolanaki, to microblogmemes in Lets test the theory
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You know what else rises to the top of liquid?

A turd.

Kolanaki, to retrogaming in Favorite obscure multiplayer game?
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Chu Chu Rocket on Dreamcast was my favorite multiplayer game that almost nobody I meet has ever even heard of.

Kolanaki, to xbox in [Rumor] Xbox reportedly preparing handheld console reveal for Xbox Games Showcase
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I can’t help but picture the original, massive as fuck Xbox controller with a screen on it.

Kolanaki, to comicstrips in Eat Out Martha
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Alexa, play Happy.

In this hole that is me

The dead are rolling over

In this hole thickening

Dirt shoveled over shoulders

WRONG HAPPY

Kolanaki, (edited ) to tenforward in A Dyson hand dryer in Star Trek (2009)
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24th century sonic urinal. What’s weird is that there’s a camera right above it. Do restrooms not have privacy in the future? 🤔

Kolanaki, to news in MTG Says Trump Is a 'Convicted Felon' Just Like Jesus
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Crucify him, then.

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in Hail Caesar
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I cheesed him the first time you encounter Vulpes just because I wanted his sweet hat.

Kolanaki, to memes in This isn't a game for the faint of heart
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I have an official James Bond film, with Sean Connery, I never see included in collections or when they are playing the movies on TV where he battles the villain in a video game that kinda reminds me of Defcon. The twist is that they’re hooked up to it with wires that will shock the players as they make mistakes, and the loser dies.

Never Say Never Again. (It’s produced by Warner Bros and not MGM like all the other films)

Kolanaki, to science_memes in Miracle cures
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If you eat enough tumeric, would you turn yellow? 🤔

Kolanaki, (edited ) to microblogmemes in You know it in your heart to be true
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Square bowl makes it easier to drink straight from the bowl without spilling.

Kolanaki, to unpopularopinion in Anything I buy must be physical
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I am mostly the same, but I also enjoy video games and movies and shit… Which only need to be digital. I can always put them on physical media myself if I have need. But I never buy shit for the games in the game, like I ain’t spending $20 real money to have my character in a fursuit. That shit is stupid, especially when I’m coming from the golden age of online gaming where you could just upload that shit yourself and everyone would see it.

I also won’t pay for an always online game anymore. Back when the servers were run by players, it didn’t matter much because the game could never truly die. But with the servers being entirely controlled by the dev/publisher, I am not willing to pay for a game that they can just shut off and make unplayable at any point.

Kolanaki, to tenforward in Best terrorist leader ever
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Eddington is technically correct because nobody is better than Picard.

Kolanaki, to news in Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men
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“Yes I am straight.”

“Prove it.”

Kolanaki, (edited ) to reddit in It's been around a year since a lot of us quit Reddit, myself included. I'm happy with Lemmy, but I still feel a bit lost online since leaving the old site. Discussion?
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Lemmy is great for general shit… News, memes, generic hobbies like cooking that most people might do, etc.

I miss being able to go to /r/Game_Name and being able to talk specifically about that one title. The generic “Gaming/Games” communities are mostly just news about the industry as a whole, which doesn’t really get discussion about the games themselves.

IDGAF though if nobody else uses it, come June 21st, I definitely will be practically spamming the only Elden Ring community on Lemmy with stuff from the DLC as I play through it. Add “Lemmy” to the online group keyword thing in-game :P

Kolanaki, to starwarsmemes in I have the moral high ground Anakin!
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Gender is like a volume knob and mine is set to 11.

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