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Mjack

@Mjack@petrous.vislae.town

If you want to find me I'll be out in the sandbox. #TTRPG #Tabletop #Music #Horror #Scifi
Games are for everyone. Science not Superstition.

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He never even asked the vampire what his biggest weakness is

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Push-ups? Bro one time I ate 6 in one sitting.

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Terrible Work Email Subjects:

The Reports are Working Again!

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Oh fine I guess I'll just work then

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I’d let a ChiroTractor plow my spine before I’ll ever let a Chiropractor touch me again.

Mjack,
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@Binder like, what if you and the Chiropractor really hit it off

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When you here a weird noise in your house you hope it is a ghost because you can't afford to fix anything else.

Mjack,
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@HanValen You also hope it is ghosts so hot Winchester boys show up

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Every Christian I interact with online: You can't prove my unfalsifiable claims are not true!

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Did you ever scroll so deep into your feeds you awakened a Balrog?

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Anyone who thinks this rap diss battle is bad apparently hasn't listened to Rumors.

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I ain't no Holodeck girl!

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Pack of poison spitting snakes.

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Even in the 1970's, Jim Rockford was portrayed with a more solid moral code than the cops he had to work with.

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Sam taught us to stare lovingly into our best bro's eyes before setting off on the final leg of the quest.

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No YOU downloaded more Cypher System PDFs. Jerk.

Binder, to random
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Not speaking for my employer, here, but I preferred when I thought the lyric was “Don’t the trees look like crucified bees”.

Mjack,
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@Binder bees are friends

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If you are sad go get Taco Bell. You'll still be sad but you'll have Taco Bell.

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The screaming is coming from inside my own heart.

Mjack,
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@Binder just looking for a void

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I'm now asking the 'verse to say something to me to take the sting away from Monday morning at work

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Lets rate online recipes by how many pots, pans, bowls, etc. I have to dirty to make it.

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Feeling cute, might crash Deimos into Mars later.

#terraformingmars

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Ok, but by my count there are four musketeers.

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So, you signed your kids up for sports.

This is it. This is your life now. Say goodbye to all your other interests.

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'I Melt with You' is the greatest New Wave song ever recorded and it only made it to 78 on the Hot 100 and that tells you a lot about New Wave.

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"I'm not made of Effort over here" --Numenera quotes

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