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Binder, to random
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Oh crap, I just remembered.

It's a work day.

Mjack,
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@Binder information that I could have used several hours ago

18+ Binder, to random
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I don’t do foreplay because you had your whole life before you met me to get in the mood. Let’s gooooo

18+ Mjack,
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@Binder 😆

Mjack, to random
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Work tips:

The key to seeming busy in the office is looking annoyed. To better sell it, walk around with a document in your hand looking annoyed.

Mjack,
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@janneke

Tell me, is writing fortune cookie fortunes lucrative these days?

Mjack,
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@janneke

Is being a joyless Reply Guy who doesn't understand jokes satisfying to you?

Mjack,
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@janneke

/s I'll be sure to check with you about the rules of comedy before i make another joke

Mjack,
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@janneke

Thanks. I was writing a tv show and I had an obnoxious Vegan character that I thought was over the top but you showed me that it was actually too subtle. 😀

Mjack, to random
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Follow me for office work tips:

Be sure to take your lunch. Get up from your desk, go have lunch. Order a drink. Stay there. Don't go back to the office.

Mjack,
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@jerodleupold I'd say my advice is...get a dog.

Binder, to random
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Random scheduler for squabbles: SpatRoulette

Mjack,
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@Binder take my money

18+ Binder, to random
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People I don’t know keep texting me to tell me news which has them excited & then they ask me for money. Someone should tell the FCC.

18+ Mjack,
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@Binder What if it was someone you did know?

Mjack, to tisseksplayspace
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Always bring along the person who can talk to machines.

18+ Mjack,
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Ok, anyone can talk TO machines. The important part is that the machines talk back

Binder, to random
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Hey, did Huey Lewis ever score that new drug or

Mjack,
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@Binder Love is the drug and I need to score

Mjack, to random
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You think I butt dialed you but I keep my phone in my front pocket.

Mjack,
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@Jamezytee i leave that as an exercise for the reader

Mjack, to random
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The only downside for my checking out day was missing

I'll just assume the other players figured everything out.

Mjack,
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@Binder I just assume this is the default setting

Binder, to random
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  • Mjack,
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    @Binder can't tell if this is literal or just a sexy dream

    18+ Binder, to tisseksplayspace
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  • 18+ Mjack,
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    @Binder I think it was very good but had some really big warts. A second edition may push it over the top

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