Puffymumpkins

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Puffymumpkins,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/17659ffc-75b6-4814-a0b1-046604e42b07.jpeg

This was posted in my D&D party’s group chat. Lorenzo steps outside to take a call, things are moving but we were still collecting evidence. Ten minutes later, he returns to “Hey, we solved all the murders and are about to enter combat with all the bad guys at once, roll initiative”

Puffymumpkins,

Can confirm. There was a “Hispanic” girl at my high school whose parents were actually from Spain.

What would society look like if most people were autistic? (lemmy.world)

I would imagine most societies would look sort of like Germany or Japan, but the real question is which widespread social norms are directly or indirectly caused by endemic and widespread Neurotypical Disorder, as well as what those social norms would be replaced by...

Puffymumpkins,

I actually disagree with this. In my experience austistics are just as prone to believing things because they feel true as NTs. We definitely value reason more, though, but I’m not sure how much of that is in reaction to how NTs treat us

Puffymumpkins,

There was a study that suggests that autistics have more consistent moral behaviors than the “healthy population”, which would back up that claim.

Puffymumpkins,

Honestly this also describes my life. I don’t own a lot of things, my MTG decks suck ass, and my family really has to push me to upgrade any of my devices. My life is slow-paced and I am happy

Puffymumpkins,

What about Dutch infrastructure speaks to you? I’m not very familiar about things outside of burgerland

Puffymumpkins,

But chili should be banned forever

Puffymumpkins,

I only really know what my dad experienced doing safety stuff for BASF. According to him, the German facilities don’t have to idiot-proof their man-killing contraptions, because if there is a sign saying “Do not touch this high-voltage wire” the German workers will follow directions and not touch the high-voltage wire, even if doing so would make their job go faster.

Also, the fact that germans pay for gas after pumping it was a huge shock to me. I can’t imagine having that much trust in society at large.

Puffymumpkins,

That is certainly true in my experience. I remember making a friend in middle school, but when I told him I thought baseball was boring he got very mad at me and never forgave me.

Baseball was his SI

Puffymumpkins,

Ooh, gonna add that to my phrasebook

What’s a Layer 8

Puffymumpkins,

Gonna go take a shit in 6 minutes. See you soon Jeffery

Puffymumpkins,

That is some psycho behavior right there. Glad you escaped a serial killer alive

Puffymumpkins,

My favorite feature of the x/2+7 rule is that it implies you shouldn’t be dating below the age of 14. Run any number lower than 14 through it to see what I mean. You can’t reasonably say a 6 year old should only date people older than 10 and also younger than -2.

Puffymumpkins,

You got the order of operations backwards for the max age. It’s (x-7)/2

Puffymumpkins,

Sometimes you just need to crop the image a bit and repost

Puffymumpkins,

This is why I am so grateful for my gf. I have no motivation and need someone to push me forward in life, she’s a workaholic and needs someone to help her slow down and relax. We really balance each other out

Puffymumpkins,

Fantastic if you need a computer in your pocket. Terrible for everything else

Puffymumpkins,

These things are called skinny pigs. They’re sort of like the pugs of the rodent world, in that they were designed like this because some people think they look cute. Like pugs, their life is eternal suffering. They will never know what it feels like to be warm. They will get sick easier since their body is already battling the freezing 70°F air we prefer, and they also are as inbred as a purebred dog. Their life is short and sad and not worth the $300 per hungry scrotum (and you must get at least two or they will get lonely; for reference, a normal piggy cost about $20-$40)

To make matters worse, one of the ways that piggies argue is by tearing out each other’s butt hair. These little bastard children of somebody’s discarded foreskin have no butt hair. Thusly, you will find out that your little scrotumlings had an argument when you see one of them bleeding, which will need immediate medical attention and might get them infected with something.

The best way to allow your little shivering scrotum to temporarily be not miserable to provide a heating pad to warm themselves in (and pee/poop all over) and lots of loose blankets or cloth to burrow in.

Puffymumpkins,

Only as much as yours is.

Puffymumpkins,

Especially appropriate since every piggy’s goal in life is to become the most rotund specimen. I imagine this one’s fitness goals involve him being the biggest ballsack in existence, with four little legs sticking out of the side and a food hole in the front

Fun fact: Guinea pigs display dominance by shaking their ass menacingly. They have no depth perception, so they make themselves look bigger by waving their ass back and forth while staring their opponent down. I suspect it is only called “rumble strutting” because pet owners don’t want to say their little boys are in a thunder thigh competition.

Puffymumpkins,

Probably has been about 10-11 years for me. I made my account because of /r/thebutton, of all things.

Puffymumpkins,

On the bright side, most modern phones can read a flash drive from the USB-C port, so you can just carry a 256 GB flash drive on your Keychain and you’re all good

Puffymumpkins,

OG Neon Genesis Evangelion is a good example of this

Puffymumpkins,

YOU WOULDN’T COPY A CAR

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