Schnitzel_bub

Schnitzel_bub, 6 months ago

I always liked the characters but felt there wasn’t enough plot for them somehow.

Schnitzel_bub, 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago)

it’s just better even as UI. you can pick all the settings:

• set default video resolution
• autoplay
• allow/skip ads
• allow/skip sponsor messages
• play audio only
• hide suggested vidya/comments/description (toggle)
• dark mode
• no tracking
• no email required for account
• toggle shorts on/off
• should homepage be trending or subscription feed?

I mean what the hell else can you want?

Schnitzel_bub, 6 months ago

I stole it from imgur.

Schnitzel_bub, 6 months ago

I used to have a pixel art tut on YouTube, about 30k views. as they kept changing their terms as the time went by, in my disfavor, and in the user’s disfavor, I deleted the video. fuck them.

Schnitzel_bub, 6 months ago

I assume based on this image.

Schnitzel_bub, 6 months ago

they said to tell you: “ditto, lol”

they’re still blue though.

Schnitzel_bub, 6 months ago

I think “the more global warming accentuates, the bigger the Firefox and the smaller the globe” is the consistent rule. and when it’s just an orange circle with 0 fox elements, and no blue left, our time will be up as a species. Just fire will remain.

Schnitzel_bub, 6 months ago

sirko

Schnitzel_bub, 6 months ago

sirko.

Schnitzel_bub, 6 months ago

American penisiae.

Schnitzel_bub, 6 months ago

it’s material hardness.

Schnitzel_bub, 6 months ago

this also makes sense anthropologically, since humans seem to have a built in social instinct to compare penis sizes. so if you run out of peer penises, or it is deemed socially unacceptable, one can transfer the instinct into measuring everything else compared to one’s penis.

if this would be a social norm, the standard unit approximation would probably keep increasing incrementally over the years, for social reasons.

“that door is 6 dicks wide”

“I only measured 5,2 dicks wide”

“…”

The speed with which one dick unit would increase per year on average will be called SUE or small unit energy.

Schnitzel_bub, 6 months ago

perfect addition tbh.

Schnitzel_bub, 6 months ago

nurse shark will get you in jail.

Schnitzel_bub, 6 months ago

the whole idea of the meme and the initial joke in the series is exactly that there’s no nice way of setting this boundary, so Jerry just becomes blunt about it and accepting that it makes him look like an ass. that is the joke

Schnitzel_bub, 6 months ago

Sounds about right. that doesn’t mean we can’t banter at work and be friendly with each other - it just doesn’t necessarily transfer into the rest of our lives, right?

Schnitzel_bub, 6 months ago

I think the situation isn’t relatable to you which makes it difficult to get the joke. and that’s perfectly fine.

Schnitzel_bub, 6 months ago

it’s OK man, they’ll turn up.