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SirRantsALot

@SirRantsALot@mstdn.party

American Gen X Blue Voter, into cats, Star Trek, progressive politics, crossword puzzles, literature, dad jokes, & pepperoni & black olive pizzas. English professor. Cynical-sounding optimist. Snark, snark, snark. Japanophile. Medical Cannabis.

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SirRantsALot, to random
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This is what happens when you finally snap after having to sing "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family" for a living.
Shit's about to go down, bitches!

SirRantsALot, to random
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Makes sense to me.
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SirRantsALot, to 80s
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So, I just called 867-5309, and I got connected to a vegan deli in Tampa, Florida.
I ordered a Cubano, fries, and a vegan meatball sub.


SirRantsALot, to StarTrek
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When you're binging Star Trek and you suddenly need to order a deep dish Chicago-style pizza.
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SirRantsALot, to random
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🎵 🎶
'Cause Like can lead to Like Like
And Like Like can lead to love....
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https://youtu.be/il1VTVYRQD8

SirRantsALot, to Logic
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The major term (P): Revenge is a dish best served cold
The minor term (S): Gazpacho is a dish best served cold.
The middle term (M): Gazpacho is the best dish when served for revenge.
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SirRantsALot, to HashtagGames
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A poor, struggling artist named Jack starts to fall for an aristocratic, wealthy young woman named Rose, but when she asks him to paint her like one of his French girls, he recognizes the deeper Leftist Hollywood metaphor that she's just a vampiric leech trying to rejuvenate her corrupt, power-hungry, blue-blooded social class by preying on the vitality and creativity of the working class, whereupon he tells her to GET THE FUCK OUT.

SirRantsALot, to HashtagGames
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In 2263 C.E, a down-on-his-luck flying taxi driver has a smokin' hot red-head come crashing through the roof of his cab, and when she says "Puh-reez, He-he-he-ruwp" he replies "Sorry doll-face, Uber doesn't pay me enough for this shit."

StillIRise1963, to random
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I'm being forced to watch the new version of Quantum Leap.

SirRantsALot,
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@StillIRise1963
I haven't had a chance to see it yet, but at least it has a POC in the lead role.
I appreciate that much, at least.

SirRantsALot, to random
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https://mstdn.party/invite/TReqEfS2
Hi everyone.
This is a new backup account on a different server.
My bio should speak for itself.
Had 12K on the bird site, but walked away.
Not interested so much in Follower numbers, as I am in interacting with cool people around the world.
AutoBlock MAGA, Nazis, etc.
Would love to mutually Follow like-minded folks.
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