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UnknownQuantity,

Thanks, I had no idea what this post was about.

UnknownQuantity,

Dad, is that you?

UnknownQuantity,

Everyone loves the privileged all the time!

UnknownQuantity,

Go hang out with some Koreans (possibly other Asian people too), they will think you must be smart because of being left handed.

UnknownQuantity,

I meet kangaroos a lot on daily basis. One of my dogs was obsessed with chasing them (he still loves to but I have more control over him now). A few times he cornered a roo and I had no chance of calling him off or catching him to drag him away. Some of these guys were over 2 metres tall. Roos are cut AF and their claws are as large as carnivore claws. Trust me, you don’t want a roo to touch you. Anyway, a stick to keep them at sufficient distance to be able to retrieve my dog was all I ever needed, but to be safe I started carrying a knife too; roo meat is very tasty.

UnknownQuantity,

This is not a forgone conclusion. Depends on the pizza base. A good pizza base has a tasty crust that I’ll devour, conversely a bad pizza base has a terrible crust and I very likely not finish the pizza and leave all the crust.

UnknownQuantity,

That could be battery optimisation of the recipients phone.

When the fuck did a mobile hotspot become something you have to pay extra for?

It’s my goddamn motherfucking mobile data and MY PHONE. I should be able to use it however I want. My wifi went down because the greedy, cunt-faced shitbags at Comcast stole taxpayer subsidies to enrich themselves instead of actually providing the service we’re paying for. I tried to switch to a mobile hotspot and my phone...

UnknownQuantity,

If I remember correctly, it used to be a thing here in Australia, but I’ve not heard of it for a decade or more.

UnknownQuantity,

But I don’t need a doctor’s note to buy over the counter drug…

UnknownQuantity,

That’s just fucking nuts!

UnknownQuantity,

Oh my g.o.d! Do you think a swordsman main weapon was a bazooka? I’m not an expert on Japan, but in Europe the side arm was a dagger, which was very commonly used alongside with certain types of swords such as rapiers. Arches did not carry swords at all, though they could have had knives. A sword was a nobleman’s weapon and a peasant would forfeit their life if in possession of one (archers included). The same applied I Japan.

UnknownQuantity,

Well, pineapple is a bunch of berries fused together.

Unrelated : avocado is a berry.

UnknownQuantity,

It’s fucking ridiculous the lengths I have to go through to dodge meals at the in-laws. Luckily my partner is on my side. Her mom can’t cook for shit.

UnknownQuantity,

Maybe you need to read something about Spanish colonisation.

UnknownQuantity,

Am I the only one who thinks that at least some resemblance to actual history should be reflected in these memes?

UnknownQuantity,

Spanish. Holocaust pales in comparison.

UnknownQuantity,

Because I wanted to be obscure and mysterious, but if I’d call myself MrMysterious I’d know deep inside that I’m a wanker.

UnknownQuantity,

I can join your smaller niche of ex-boyfriends. In fact I already consider you my ex.

UnknownQuantity,

What’s a poop knife?

UnknownQuantity,

What?! Why would you need to cut up fecal matter? Cut the shit man!

UnknownQuantity,

Sorry, my reply was just a quick reaction trying to highlight that neither dems nor reps fight for their voters.

UnknownQuantity,

And you actually believe what you’re saying?

Do you know how they finance their campaigns? Do you think that your concerns outweigh one of the campaign donations they get? If you multiply your concerns by 130k it still won’t match a single donation from a corporate donor in their interest.

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