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athena_rose922

@athena_rose922@mstdn.social

A shy nerdy girl with a 45 caliber mouth. Paramedic, DMs Guild author and fandom dinosaur. (She/Her) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

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I'm listening to something about the history of the Pentagon and during the Cold War the USSR was convinced there was a meeting room or a bunker in the building the middle of the court yard because they always saw high ranking people coming and going from there.

It was a hot dog stand.

athena_rose922, to random
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I bought new pants the other day and I have to hem them because I'm too short. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

More accurately my legs are short. My upper and lower bodies are from two different people so I have a super long waist and short legs.

It also means that I need to shop for petite pants even though in terms of my raw height I am not actually petite.

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@max_headroom I was sitting next to my roommate at one point and I caught him looking at me askance because in terms of torso height I was taller than him but standing up he has a couple inches on me.

athena_rose922, to random
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One of my favorite types of anti maskers are the ones who claim that they make you retain CO2. Because they don't realize that we can disprove that. Easily. You can measure CO2 levels in someone.

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The funniest one was some idiot a couple weeks ago who was saying that to make up for the fact that they're masked they pump oxygen into operating rooms. Which is hilarious because if you know the slightest thing about stoichiometry you know that's a recipe for exploding ORs.

athena_rose922, to random
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Holy fuck guys I did it, I passed the medic exam! It's still unreal that I can take the "student" out of my bio and just say Paramedic. 3 years of Hell, finally done.

athena_rose922, to random
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I just had a Tesla tailgating me and when he finally passed me I saw the license plate said DURACL.

This person probably doesn't know this but "durac" in Russian means idiot.

athena_rose922, to random
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I absolutely love this quote from this video about the Directorate of Miscellaneous Weapons Development in Britain:

Taking a collection of mad scientists, garden shed inventors, young troublemakers, pyromaniacs and cat herders and giving them all a warehouse full of interesting spare parts, and after locking them up in there telling them if they came up with something interesting to help them beat the Nazis there might be a second or possibly even a third warehouse in it for them.

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