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azzie

@azzie@void.rehab

the cruel and unusual emotionally unstable robot (boy/girl/*)friend of your fever dreams, now unhinged for your viewing pleasure

early 20s, angelic, violent, normal about weapons. plural, not a person, name lowercased pls

good boys crave a bad ending~

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"fastest mario" voice sussest crewmate

azzie, to random
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what does a tree think about?

azzie,
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don't try to tell me that trees can't think

azzie,
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okay, easier question then. this ant, what does it think about?

azzie,
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@root good guess!

azzie,
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@root honey is quite good. if i were an ant i would be thinking about it too

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your honor, as you can clearly see in exhibit A, i have portrayed the defendant as a chad and prosecution as the wojak. the defense rests.

RE: void.rehab/notes/9t1f84bfyrjn5hdq

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your honor, in response to the defense i would like to raise the following: 🤓

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banger posts disorder

azzie, to random
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after every interaction so would you say that after this interaction, you like me more, less, or about the same? could you fill out a quick survey for me? it really helps the analytics monkeys figure out how to improve our service :)

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didnt we just have a trans day of visibility. or is my perception of time that distorted

azzie,
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@astrid idk i wasn't online yesterday

azzie,
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@astrid oh. i was thinking about trans day of rememberance

azzie,
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@Yuki @astrid i hate time zones

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hearing about fucked up shit the cia did I am yearning for a pretty lady to do this to me

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the feeling of being absolutely terrified for your life is the reward of making a good joke

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"cisoid" "girlmode" "youngshit" "honfidence" "boysmell" holy shit go outside

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@mia I will defend boysmell to the death that shit goes hard

azzie,
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@astrid @mia girlsmell slaps omfg

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"twinkle twinkle little star-"
uhm actually im gonna have to stop you right there. stars are actually extremely big, and not little, they only look little due to their distance, they are in fact huge

azzie,
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@astrid you've just really offended every star's little by the way

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isn't this the goal of all posting, to goad your friends?

RE: https://fedi.astrid.tech/objects/32944425-9c02-4234-84a0-539ac4055245

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posting is a kind of violence directed at the reader

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ive been waiting on this for several years

RE: https://akko.wtf/objects/d1a4134b-f503-476f-bbd1-2dd31bea3156

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