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beebarfbadger, to reddit in Account suspended

Hey, it looks like you’re not giving us all your personal data. That’s a mighty fine account ya got there. Be a shame if something were to … happen to it. About that personal data now…

beebarfbadger, to climate in Canada’s fire season erupts, sending harmful smoke into United States

That headline sounds like it only significantly affects the US. Are those fires school shooters?

beebarfbadger, to reddit in Rewards are coming "We messed up – sorry"

(It’s worth noting that although there were understandable concerns about the Contributor Program leading to karma farming or other spam and fraud issues, we haven’t seen an increase in this behavior since the rollout six months ago.)

reddit:

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beebarfbadger, to reddit in Rewards are coming "We messed up – sorry"

Yes, turns out that insulting your customers when they complain because you took away all the good stuff in order to incentivise spending money via your very bad alternatives will piss off even the last few masochistic users still remaining on reddit, so you have to eat some crow and try to somehow monetize the last thing you took away instead.

beebarfbadger, to star_wars in Starfield mod revives canceled Star Wars Boba Fett 1313 game

If Disney made 1313 today, every measurement of time would be given in parsecs, Boba would never shoot at anybody before sitting on a bench and getting shot at dozens of times, half the time with the shooter missing point-blank, the other half pinging off the beskar, only to end with Boba regretfully shooting his opponent after giving them time to say “Maclunkey!” into the camera. There would be a musical number before, during and after each such exchange.

beebarfbadger, to dm_academy in help me figure out a way help my players get out of the mess they're in without ruining their fun.

Hostage exchange.

beebarfbadger, to dataisbeautiful in The market will for sure solve this

Retarded? You obviously don’t understand that it is working perfectly and exactly as intended. Only, it is not a system to maintain the health of the average citizen, it is instead a system to siphon as much wealth from the regular people as possible towards the few corporate entities who managed to buy themselves the monopoly to exploit the poorer castes and drain any poor fuck who needs medical assistance dry for all they’re worth.

The average American is prey, but there are enough reserves of these human resources to simply not care that it’s either bankruptcy or death in the average case of a medical emergency.

beebarfbadger, to politicalmemes in bUt BoTh SiDeS dA sAmE

I resent this notion: when the tax evaders pumped money into trump with the humble request of practically no longer paying taxes, Trump was there for them in an instant. When the arms industry was about to ask for an even more ludicrous cut of the national budget, he diverted even more their way before they could even finish the sentence. When the companies cutting up the carcass of the environment for money at the cost of a livable planet asked for the removal of any sort of environmental protection laws, Trump was there for them. When the monopolist student loan providers, private hospital operators, or private prison complex slavers were asking for unfettered access to all their victims’ money, Trump gave them the go in a heartbeat, so I will not stand for anyone saying that Trump doesn’t care about Americans. They just have to be the couple super-rich lobbies bribing him and his cronies.

Otherwise, tough luck.

beebarfbadger, to reddit in Got permanent ban in r/LGBT and when i asked why I got a 3 day ban for promoting hate.

A little bit of friendly advice a very wise person gave once:

Truthfully I think getting triggered by a stupid label on a pill bottle is kind of unnecessary. Just rip it off or write over it. Not a big deal. 100% of the people buying them are people so they put people on the label or something…big deal. Its just a vitamin for pregnant people! Its the same thing no matter what color the bottle or what gendered nonsense is written on it. Smh.

It must suck going around choosing to be triggered by something like that. It shouldn’t be that difficult to just be secure in your own indentity and stop letting the way the world works get under your skin. So maybe instead of finding even more cumbersome paraphrases like “pregnant individuals” just to be contrarian when “people” is just as accurate and shorter, be secure in your identity. Don’t let the way the world works get under your skin.

beebarfbadger, to reddit in There's apparently a Reddit activity streak achievement system now.

Games, social media sites, online shops, they are all working on building the psychologically optimised perfect maze for their prey.

beebarfbadger, to reddit in There's apparently a Reddit activity streak achievement system now.

They have all their bots creating first-class content. They don’t even need mods anymore. They don’t need humans anymore. They are basically a self-sufficient bot word factory and AI breeding ground. Like, if I ever felt the urge to rate babes with my masterful babe-rating skills or use my excellent human-judging skills to discern whether the repost-bot is the asshole in that regurgitated story, I’d go there in a heartbeat.

beebarfbadger, to nominativedeterminism in Bleak

Oh my god. Do you think this could have a noticeable impact on the economy? I hope shareholders won’t be slightly inconvenienced in the short term. THAT is something we must avoid NO MATTER WHAT THE COST.

(I mean, what have future generations ever done for US, huh? It’s their own fault if they’re not yet alive enough to stop us from burning their planet.)

beebarfbadger, to rpgmemes in It's complicated

Player: “Are you sure that you are a real leprechaun?”

Chad Jibbity: “What, are you implying that I am merely a magically animated automaton stringing words together according to a complicated set of rules? Certainly not, I am a very real riddle leprechaun!”

takes a hearty bite out of a juicy tennis sock

Player: ಠ_ಠ

beebarfbadger, to lemmyshitpost in Seems legit

Never heard the phrase “X marks the spot”? It’s called “predetermined breaking point”.

beebarfbadger, to lemmyshitpost in Seems legit

Oh no, you can’t beat a cybertruck when it comes to safely cutting fingers off.

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