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blackcoffeerider

@blackcoffeerider@social.saarland

Born in BR living in DE in love with IE. Toots mostly in German about random stuff in #life #tech #politics.
#inbetweener #quadvaxed #wearingmask

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blackcoffeerider, to random German
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@holm ihr habt recht bounty und Cocos ist genrell ein verbrechen an der Menschheit... Aber weisse Schokolade ist eigentlich garkeine...

gedeonm, to StarTrek
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There’s coffee in that nebula! #StarTrek #Janewayisms

blackcoffeerider,
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@gedeonm
I have been summoned?!?

jerry, to random

Subject: Jerry Bell's Witch Hunt on the Fediverse

From: Donald J. Trump
To: Jerry Bell

Jerry,

Listen up, because I've got something important to say. It has come to my attention that you, Jerry Bell, have embarked on a ridiculous witch hunt against me on the fediverse. I mean, really? Are you kidding me?

Let me tell you, Jerry, nobody has been tougher on witch hunts than me. Nobody. And now, here you are, trying to stir up trouble and spread baseless allegations against me. Sad!

As the greatest President this country has ever seen, I achieved tremendous things for the American people. I brought back jobs, rebuilt our military, and made America respected again. But instead of acknowledging these accomplishments, you choose to play dirty and attack me.

The fediverse is supposed to be a platform for free speech and open discussion. But it seems like you've turned it into a personal vendetta against me. Believe me, Jerry, I'm used to it. The liberal media, the deep state, they've all tried to take me down. But I always come out on top.

I want to make it very clear, Jerry, that I have always followed the law and acted with integrity. Your accusations are nothing more than a desperate attempt to tarnish my name. But let me tell you something: you won't succeed.

I have the support of millions of hardworking Americans who see through your lies and deceit. They know that I fought for them, and I will continue to do so. Your witch hunt won't stop me from speaking the truth and fighting for what is right.

Jerry, I urge you to take a good look in the mirror and ask yourself why you're so obsessed with me. Is it jealousy? Is it a deep-seated hatred? Whatever it is, it's not going to bring you any satisfaction. It's time to move on and focus on something productive.

I believe in the power of unity and working together to achieve greatness. It's time for you to put your petty witch hunt aside and join me in making America even greater. Together, we can accomplish amazing things.

Thank you for your time, Jerry. I hope you seriously consider the consequences of your actions and think about the kind of legacy you want to leave behind.

Sincerely,

Donald J. Trump

blackcoffeerider,
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@jerry
You got me for a second... But the writing style and lack of slurs gave it away 🤣

revengeday, (edited ) to random German
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    blackcoffeerider,
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    @revengeday
    I am missing the option:
    Yes sure - nobody's anyone's bitch but what can I bring you?
    Milk no sugar alright?

    andi1984, to random German
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    Zwischen Garten und Garten: social.saarland Domain um zwei Jahre verlängert... Cu, bin wieder draußen!

    blackcoffeerider,
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    ^^ this ^^

    @andi1984

    Was @inpector sagt!

    inpector, to random German
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    Die "Sofort"-Überweisungen dauern bei der DKB 4 Tage. Bei anderen Banken deutlich unter einer Stunde wenn auch mit teilweise überzogenen Gebühren. Ich weiß wieso ich da weg bin.

    blackcoffeerider,
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    @inpector
    WTF da ist die Genossenschaftsbank bei der ich noch bin ja fast schon modern dazu...

    jerry, to random

    Just looked at my calendar - 20 meetings today

    Fainting elmo

    blackcoffeerider,
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    @jerry
    12....

    inpector, to random German
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    Yay. Ich hab gerade durch einen Tarifwechsel bei meinem aktuellen Versorger 30€ im Monat beim Gas gespart. Leider werde ich die wohl beim Strom draufschlagen müssen. 😅

    blackcoffeerider,
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    @inpector
    Was brauchste denn? Mein drückerchen hat vielleicht Langeweile?
    @JensLaTense

    revengeday, to random German
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    blackcoffeerider,
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    @revengeday
    Gerne... ☕☕

    jerry, to random

    Y’all - you need to be aware of the new menace sweeping stores here in the US. Should you see these, I recommend buying them all and sending them to me so I can, um, properly dispose of them

    blackcoffeerider,
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    @jerry
    I realy love it when people that i follow take one for the team... ❤️

    jnfingerle, to random German
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    -Frage: Darf man einen FDP-Bundestagsabgeordneten "Mordhorst" nennen?

    blackcoffeerider,
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    @inpector
    @jnfingerle
    Solange man ihn nicht als Merzist oder 1 Grote bezeichnet sollte er sich mit Mordhorst doch einverstanden erklären können?

    bkastl, to random German
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    Es gibt einen naiven Teil in mir, der ab und zu Sascha Lobos Kolumnen liest und sich irgendwas Ausgewogenes und Cleveres erwartet, dann aber immer wieder enttäuscht wird. Nun gut.

    blackcoffeerider,
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    @tante
    Danke... Ich habe lange versucht in Worte zu fassen warum Lobo mich immer wieder zur Verzweiflung bringt. Deine Erklärung trifft es extrem gut.
    @bkastl @quincy

    blackcoffeerider, to markdown
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    I think I just found a in my life that might finally help me get rid of (Too Syndrome):

    Ingredients:

    Workflow:

    • Collect Tabs that "will be needed later" in one window
    • Create new file via a style "tabstash template"
    • copy & paste urls + give some context
    • close tabs

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