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bobmagicii, (edited ) to random
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was not expecting to see generic anime on disney plus. like, ever.

they are organized very poorly though. i'll have to get up every episode to skip the sub version. so im just not going to bother.

bobmagicii, to random
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at least the storm sucked away all the political signs too.

bobmagicii, to random
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think ill survive lol

bobmagicii, (edited ) to random
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longing for a day where the typecast can be part of the foreach() instead of this magic comment stuff that i absolutely loath doing. or hard typed collections.

for context, in Skyrim scripting, if it doesnt fit the cast you get NULL that iteration. and im 100% ok with that. (but an exception is cooler)

ramsey,
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@bobmagicii I mean, what if a collection has 5 items, and only the last fails? If not using static analysis to catch that issue before running the code, what happens in the interpreter when it runs the code?

bobmagicii,
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@ramsey then on the last loop an exception is thrown. just like anything else in php thats more or less just in time? i can already throw a null in that final slot and now that $Util->Print($V->Title) is going to bomb on reading Title on NULL.

instead the foreach could stop you before that iteration starts and be like "expected a type fool" instead of that worse error.

bobmagicii, to random
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bots i have banned this month for too many hits on my tiny websites that only have a few pages and most are non-profit. hits are since may 1st 2024.

anthropic dot com "claudebot" - 80,429 hits
babbar dot tech "barkrowler" - 24,347 hits

and i am seriously considering blocking the entire http client lib for go with its default user agent.

these are only the hits against the php application not any of the supporting resources.

bobmagicii, to random
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github and sites i log into with github keep telling me i have partial passkey support and offer to use it.

i have no idea wtf this means. i have been using the ms authenticatior app with github for the past 4 years never even heard of this passkey crap.

bobmagicii,
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@ziadoz good call. based on how i named it, i can tell they hijacked me in the middle of being already pissed off just trying to learn how to use mac os.

ziadoz,
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@bobmagicii It’s being crammed into a lot of auth flows it seems. Google almost had me on it because it happens after your 2FA code. It’s sneaky.

bobmagicii, to random
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microsoft has their ai generating the answers now i see.

bobmagicii, to random
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in school i never skipped any classes but i constantly have dreams about skipping too many and being a credit short to graduate. its usually p.e. class im skipping cuz i hated that. plus high school was over a score ago, come on.

paulshryock,
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@bobmagicii I've had similar many times. School is long gone and I never skipped or ran super late, but I've had many dreams over the years of missing class or running super late for class or assignments.

bobmagicii,
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@paulshryock my mother told me once that she still has dreams about forgetting her locker combo.

mine were worse. in my dreams, i would completely forget where the locker even was. 🤣

bobmagicii, to random
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client's user: "i keep getting this message when i try to register what does it mean?"

to be fair there was no "* fields marked by asterisk are required"

this form has been approved by two levels of management, for two years straight. re-reviewed twice a year. lmao.

and the api shoots out the following message on submit. they sent us the screenshot of it:

Required Field: Office

so i wonder what it meant.

tress777,
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@bobmagicii this is my go-to. Have a larger version of it on my office wall.

bobmagicii, to random
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i am amused.

bobmagicii, to random
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hey i got a table where the primary key iterated over 1mil. its been a while most our projects are tiny.

bobmagicii,
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@oliver lulz im sorry thats a big oof 😅 at my first job we didn't have an int sized problem, but an indexing issue which used to require me to drain a lot of tables to an archive database so the live one could always be fast. i think thats the worst i've had to do.

oliver,
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@bobmagicii well yeah, that's dangerously similar 🤷🏼‍♂️

Our live table hit the unsigned int max. But, now we have 2 archives 😄 ...because the original one was so big that it'd take a couple of days or weeks (nobody knows for sure) to upgrade.

bobmagicii, to random
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suddenly having doubts about homebrew security

bobmagicii, to random
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my favourite mac os feature is the one that spell checks your words, but wont let you click the correct word to replace it.

bobmagicii, (edited ) to random
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its a constant struggle and it usually ends still with me editing the post later, to try and not start every single statement with "i"

youtube isnt helping. 90% of everything it shows me is "i bought something stupid" or "i made something stupid"

not enjoying the trend where everything is about the proverbial me these days.

bobmagicii, to random
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got some personal health things that are slowing me down from getting dallasphp rebooted as quickly as hoped.

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