@brian@famichiki.jp
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brian

@brian@famichiki.jp

Not very wholesome.

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sleepytako, to Tucson
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we're getting a !

Kolb and Sunrise next to Bashas.

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brian,
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@FlockOfCats @sleepytako Bro they’re everywhere! Seen ‘em in Singapore. Indonesia. Here in the UAE too.

FlockOfCats, to random
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Ms. FoC doesn’t want to walk 26.5 km to the beach 😤

brian,
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@FlockOfCats DIVORCE.

brian, to random
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I’m in dire need of a PHP developer with ample of experience in Linux environments for a little job. Maybe two days of work. Pay is really, really good. 🙏

brian, to random
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Upset with Slack, many startups move to teams where now Microsoft can harvest their data and train AI models instead.

brian,
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@takosix @FlockOfCats @jamesrg You helped make Grok a reality tho. 🥺

brian, to random
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Cheese.

brian, to random
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Show me those areolas. 🤩

brian, to random
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I was never for Nexit but if NL doesn't win Eurovision it's time to leave the Euro-zone.

FlockOfCats, to random
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Fuuuuuck, I just called an ambulance on someone. I hope they are okay and/or I didn’t overreact.

brian,
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@FlockOfCats Better to overreact than to die. ❤️

brian, to random
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Lights out. Guerrilla Mastodon.
Turn that shit up!

alanb, to random
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If I can keep out of the sun and the temp stayed as it is right now (18°) I would be very content. Alas, it won’t.

brian,
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@alanb ooooh I love a good balcony. 😍

brian,
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@piepants @dwvcd @alanb this is turning into one of those "how long does it take you to cum" games

admins, to random
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Thanks for the retoots and generosity! ❤️ We have the best community. :famichiki: https://famichiki.jp/@admins/112368979909970711

brian,
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@pippa @admins There’s literally no way to tell this was me.

brian, to random
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Y E N T E R V E N T I O N.

fetchezlavache, to random
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Only a few hours left to participate in the #Famichiki census of the day, and maybe win one of our amazing prizes !

  • a test drive (racetrack and open road) of the latest Toto washlet with @brian
  • a tour of the 23 ku with @pippa in the Famichiki Twin Pram (champagne included) !

Both those experience include paying a visit to your relatives and coworkers, we put Fame in Famichiki !

↓↓HERE↓↓
https://famichiki.jp/@fetchezlavache/112365205564250520

brian,
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@fetchezlavache @pippa The results so far are kinda what I expected (and was hoping for)

brian, to random
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[ ] Tick this box to indicate you have a boner

brian, to random
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This queue is for Uniqlo airism lmao.

brian, to random
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Realized I’m not wearing underwear which means I’ve definitely flashed my nuts here and there as I’m wearing shorts.

brian, to random
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Rough couple of weeks. Hunkered down with a bottle of wine and cookies in bed. Self care. I’m treating me right.

brian,
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@FlockOfCats I think it’s both. Or rather work getting me under the weather.

FlockOfCats, to random
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Thank you British tabloids for the one of the worst UI features ever.

Maybe it’s just me, but I often accidentally swipe away from the story I’m reading whereas I will never want to swipe to some next story sight unseen 🤷

brian,
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@FlockOfCats trash ui for trashy articles. 😍

brian, to random
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Hubble-chan complete.

brian, to random
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Vegan AND a small dick. 😮‍💨

FlockOfCats, to random
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the broccoli stalk is edible. Just peel or trim off the tough exterior 🤷

From: @fesshole
https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/112201846175453825

brian,
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@FlockOfCats @fesshole Dude the stalk is the best part.

brian, to random
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lmao on an article on HN re: Boeings woes.

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