brian

brian, 2 months ago to random

Haven’t seen Chinatsu in 11 days. My nuts are about to explode. Could look at my dick slightly sensual and I’d probably cum.

brian, 2 months ago to random

Doja, the cat. Still can’t believe she was dumped. She’s such a sweet cat.

FlockOfCats, 2 months ago to random

❓ Question: What YouTube niches are you into?

I’m into Cooking, Minecraft, and Science content 🧬

@takosix is into Old Computer and Bike Repair 🚴

How about you?

FlockOfCats, 2 months ago to random

Ask your doctor if Cheese is right for you.

brian, 2 months ago to random

hardware vendors offer driver downloads at more than 1Mb/s CHALLENGE. (impossible)

brian, 2 months ago to random

This was Doja 6 months ago when they pulled her off the street. 😭 She was super underweight.

brian, 3 months ago to random

brian, 3 months ago to random

My accountant wants me to stamp some documents. My company doesn’t have a stamp. 🤪 I won’t bother him with this, I suppose.

brian, 3 months ago to random

Holy shit Dutch traffic fines are insane.

Ignoring traffic lights? 300 euros.
Overtaking on the right? 300 euros.
Staying on the left lane in excess? 270 euros.
Holding your phone while driving? 420 euro.

brian, 3 months ago to random

brian, 3 months ago to random

Geocities throwback.

https://brian.nekoweb.org

brian, 3 months ago to random

“I’ve cancelled your 8 o’clock and 9 o’clock so I can have more scratches”

charles, 3 months ago to random

@ChrisJValdez I'm going back to San Francisco this week and so was looking for maybe some controllers or something to bring back home as a gift for my friends. Somehow I finally got the good RNG 🤩 I'd never found an SFC 1chip in the "random used SFC" pile before at a retro game shop, usually they're always sectioned away from the others and hugely marked up in price 🥺

Very happy with this find! It's pretty yellow but a friend already has a clear Retro Game Restore shell waiting for it 🥰

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brian, 3 months ago to random

The first time I had keto breath I was sure I was going to die.

brian, 3 months ago to random

"Can you look at this code?"

Yeah sure.

It's a doc. It's a word doc. The code is inside a word doc.

brian, 3 months ago to random

Soon on TBS:

YOUはいつ日本を発つのか？

TBS’s latest variety show asking foreigners when they will finally leave Japan.

Episode one features a Vietnamese サラリーマン who has been working in Japan for 23 years and has a wife and three children. His 日本語 is very good. But when is he going home?

It also features Michael, an American weeb (he calls himself otaku) who will overstay his visa in 80 days. (He’s been in the country for 10 days) WILL HE MAKE IT OUT IN TIME?

FlockOfCats, 3 months ago to random

Hey babe, wanna HBOMax and relax?

brian, 3 months ago to random

They sold prickly pears at the supermarket. “These aren’t prickly at all” I told the salesman.

I was a fool. Hundreds of tiny needles are currently stuck in both palms of my hands. I am not a smart man. The prickly pear is victorious over me, today.

pippa, 4 months ago to random

i am Struggling 🫠 8-9 more weeks to go… but finally officially in the third trimester ✨