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dalfuss

@dalfuss@corteximplant.com

Enby :BhjFlag_Nonbinary:​ :QueerCat_Trans:​ | Pan :BhjFlag_Pansexual: | heftig gay | '98 | hat eine Meinung | Autism :BhjFlag_Autism: | Privatperson

big sad: @sam

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Profile Picture: Me with curly hair, black and white eyeliner and a hawaii shirt standing in front of pan and trans pride flags

Header: A blue to pink to blue gradient with the text "✨ the s is for simp ✨"

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Current mood: Listening to @revengeday on my Bluetooth Speaker at work!

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I got a package from Night City today! 👀 (thenk @revengeday :3)

(Contains a bit of nudity (or rather nu tiddie lmao))

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🙏 :durstloescher:​ :durstloescher_energy:​ :durstloescher_mystery:​ :durstloescher_pfirsich:​ :durstloescherrainbow:​ :durstmacher:​ 🧎‍♂️

dalfuss,
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@flatfuckfan @revengeday bei mir in der Kantine auf Arbeit kostet der DL 1,09€ 🙃

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Maybe I should create a custom keyboard just for work in the office. Really nice and clicky.

dalfuss,
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@revengeday You'll need the raunchiest, dryest, unlubed switches you can find!

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46 minutes left until Weed's legal!

I still gotta read into how to actually grow this stuff... 😂

dalfuss,
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It still would've been so much funnier, if they did it on April 20th tbh

dalfuss,
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@LevelUp I'm not a lawyer and this isn't legal advice but afaik it's completely legal! You can't bring any over the border tho. You have to either grow it yourself or wait until the social clubs are allowed to open in july. Then you'll need a membership with one of them and can get 50g/months and are allowed to carry 25g on yourself.

I'm not 100% sure if that's all right tho, since the law changed a lot in the last couple weeks/months.

But I think everything I said is correct

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Ok so am I crazy? Or does the Jon Cyberdon in the corner of the page move sometimes?

dalfuss,
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@revengeday So either I'm crazy or it's @Sirs0ri s Userscript 🤔😂

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I think I'm gonna make another Karē today!

dalfuss,
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I really want a rice cooker uwu

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I have arrived in Frankfurt! I don't like it here :(

dalfuss, to random
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I tweeted again. Feels wrong 🤢

dalfuss,
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@revengeday I'M SORRY qwq

I just wanted to tell the artist how much I loved their manga and they only use twitter :blobfoxcry:

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IT is short for "I'm trans"

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I ordered something for lunch at Subway and oh cheesus, the food is expensive... They are now asking for 8 euros for a half sub which also tastes pretty meh. Maybe next time I should bring something from home for lunch at the office.

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@revengeday I went out and got a Kebab today because our cafeteria didn't offer anything I liked today! 8€ for a huge Dürüm mit alles und scharf! Good price, even better idea! 10/10 can recommend!

dalfuss,
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@revengeday At least you know better for next time! Döner is always a good choice!

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Can't stop listening to Electric Callboy. Help.

dalfuss,
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@revengeday HYPA HYPA UR PRETTY AND I LIKE YA

dalfuss, to random German
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BWL :blobfoxupsidedown:​

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Finally hay fever season again :neocat_googly:

dalfuss,
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@revengeday It started almost a month ago for me... It's never been this early.

dalfuss, to random German
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Wer Salzchips kauft hasst Spaß.

dalfuss,
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@revengeday cringe wer die Wahrheit nicht ertragen kann 🌚

Es gibt halt einfach soooo viel bessere Chips!? Warum will man welche nur mit Salz drauf?

Salz/Pfeffer oder Salt & Vinegar is wieder voll ok! Ich red wirklich nur von only-Salz Chips

dalfuss,
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@revengeday Hab schmerzen. Das macht mich wütend 😠 😂

dalfuss,
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@revengeday Danke! :3

Wenn ich langweilige Chips will, ess ich Paprika oder Ungarisch 👀😂

revengeday, (edited ) to random
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Hey Friends it’s me…

dalfuss,
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@revengeday Ramsipamsi!

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