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dalfuss

@dalfuss@corteximplant.com

Enby :BhjFlag_Nonbinary:​ :QueerCat_Trans:​ | Pan :BhjFlag_Pansexual: | heftig gay | '98 | hat eine Meinung | Autism :BhjFlag_Autism: | Privatperson

big sad: @sam

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Header: A blue to pink to blue gradient with the text "✨ the s is for simp ✨"

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dalfuss, to random
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So my insurance sent me a new insurance card. And, just like last time, did not ask me to send them a new photo to put on it.

So now I'm sitting here, 25 years old, holding my brand new insurance card in my hand that features of photo of me in which I am 11 years old. 😂

chaotin, to random German
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Luckily, this keyboard isn't available in ISO-DE, or else I might instabuy it. Such a nice purple colour 💜

dalfuss,
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@chaotin DAMN that's pretty!

dalfuss,
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@chaotin I feel you! But äöü is a pain with ANSI ._.

dalfuss, to random
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Has anyone here watched (the Mads Mikkelsen one) and can tell me if it's worth the time? ^^

dalfuss, to random
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My English teacher just told me "May I take your coat" is wrong because it says "Can I take your coat" in the book. What a fucking clown.

dalfuss,
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@revengeday 🤡🤡🤡

dalfuss,
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@revengeday @kwantumkraut Back in Realschule my English teacher was amazing! She was married to an American and spoke incredible english! Sometimes she didn't know a word and when that happened she actually turned to our american student or me to actually ask if we know it or a better way to phrase something!

She was AMAZING!

dalfuss, to random
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Well then. Good night. Pls don't invade my dreams again @SynAck 👉👈 unless you promise to be a nice guy this time! ☝️🫵

dalfuss,
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@revengeday @SynAck oh god... all 494 Users? :holdthepain:

dalfuss,
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@revengeday @SynAck mashallah...

dalfuss, to random
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I painted my nails to match my jacket!

dalfuss, to random
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My car is making weird noises and I'm scared. Especially because of the bad weather and icy roads we've been having lately..

But I also really can't afford to get it looked at rn...

dalfuss,
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@revengeday I wish it was that! 😅😂

dalfuss, to random
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dalfuss,
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@revengeday wenn du Kopf fertig machst

dalfuss,
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@revengeday auf lock!

dalfuss, to random
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I wish I could actually make music ._.

dalfuss,
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@revengeday But I wanna MAKE music. No do music ._.

dalfuss,
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@revengeday True. But I wanna do it for me, not for any money. I've got a job for that 😅😂

revengeday, to random
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This post is just for @dalfuss, I heard they loves it so much!

dalfuss,
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@revengeday I can deal with TTS tbh. But those weird filters that change real voices. Those are a yikes from me 😂

dalfuss,
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@revengeday this one especially!

dalfuss,
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@revengeday I lived through this just for you!

video/mp4

dalfuss,
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@revengeday yes. Zum fick indeed. I love their beard tho!

dalfuss, to random
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No matter how interesting, funny or important your video might be. If you're using one of those awful Tiktok voice filters, I ain't watching it.

dalfuss,
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@revengeday That sound's a pain too! But I can tune that out. But seeing videos from hundreds of different people ALL USING THE SAME FREAKING VOICE? Nah dude. I'm out 😂

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