danjac

danjac, 6 days ago to random

Given the mad rush Reform and the Tories have had finding candidates, the browsing and social media history of these people will be like running a black light over a seedy motel room outside Las Vegas.

danjac, 6 days ago (edited 15 hours ago) to random

"Mr Gorbachev, rebuild that Wall!"

danjac, 6 days ago to random

Presumably he won't be fighting on the beaches

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/jun/10/rishi-sunak-election-campaign

danjac, 6 days ago to random

Tom Cruise dating Nicole Kidman vibes

danjac, 9 days ago to random

Cleaning team called in by new owners of Alex Jones' Infowars ranch

Ripley in Aliens: "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit"

danjac, 10 days ago to random

The more you see of the Jedi at their height the more you think "Jesuits with laser swords" and that the Sith had a point.

danjac, 11 days ago to random

Scrum is the ultimate pigeon manager move (pigeon as in someone who flies in, shits over everything, then flies away).

Take a tech team doing just fine with Kanban, managing themselves as per the Agile Manifesto, then shackle them with Scrum "to shake things up".

danjac, 6 days ago to random

So much for the "swing to the far right" as far as Finland is concerned. PS share of vote collapsed to 7.6%. #eurovote24

danjac, 7 days ago to random

The US constitution is terrible for many reasons, but perhaps foremost is whatever you might say about the constitution of Germany or New Zealand, they don't prioritise the rights of school shooters over school children.

danjac, 9 days ago to random

Rishi Sunak, the only Tory MP not on a beach somewhere.

danjac, 9 days ago to random

When they make the inevitable drama about the disastrous Conservative General Election campaign, who should produce it?

Armando Iannucci would be the obvious choice, but James Cameron has more experience with gigantic waterlogged disasters.

danjac, 9 days ago to random

"Under Paris" was a pretty entertaining movie. Hit all the Jaws beats (shark expert teams up with cop, mayor who doesn't want to cancel the big event etc) but with big twist ending.

danjac, 9 days ago to random

Maybe unpopular opinion: you only get to design web sites after you have built them for a living for a while.

danjac, 9 days ago (edited 6 days ago) to random

Sunak's campaign advisors be like:

"Sure Rishi, just leave the D-Day Commemoration early so you can attend an ITV interview where you can deny being a liar. Starmer can fill in for you and shake hands with Biden and Zelensky and look prime ministerial for the morning papers in your absence".

danjac, 10 days ago to random

Take a look at Europe right now with all its PR electoral systems and a rise in the far-right, and the center right forming coalitions with fascists.

FPTP should be scrapped in the UK because it's fundamentally undemocratic. But PR will not lead to better outcomes nor make people feel more enfranchised.

danjac, 10 days ago to random

Why is the Canadian government department tasked with rivers and lakes called the "Canada Water Agency" and not "Eau Canada"

danjac, 10 days ago to random

The reason Germany is so pro-Israel is because if the Zionist project fails people will realise we should have expelled all the Germans from Saxony in 1945 and made that the Jewish homeland instead.

danjac, 10 days ago to random

Why is this called "Under Paris" and not "Jaws - the Requining"

danjac, 10 days ago (edited 6 days ago) to random

I thought half of these were just plot devices or McGuffins in a Star Trek episode

danjac, 12 days ago to random

Farage might win in Clacton, which means he will have to spend a lot of time in Clacton. So he loses either way.

danjac, 12 days ago to random

The difference between a dwarf and a midget is a matter of gnomenclature.