deweyritten

@deweyritten@infosec.exchange

🏳️‍🌈 + :nonbinary_flag:​ + 🍝 they/them/Dew

Florida swampbilly with a knack for words.

My many meanderings, some follow-up rambling, roundabout yammering, and a free-roaming prolixity rife with tautological periphrasis.

Chaotic good... well mostly.

#Infosec. #Nature. #Writer. #Doodles. #Insomniac. #Swiftie. #Queer. #Nonbinary. #ChessPunk. #Bookworm.

birds🐦 lizards🦎 whales 🐋 elephants🐘

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Heidiknits, to random
@Heidiknits@mastodon.social avatar

I turned off my alarm for tomorrow morning. A nor'easter is on the way & they're calling for 8-12" of snow, starting at 1am. The local colleges have already closed.

deweyritten,

@Heidiknits we saw those alerts

deweyritten,

@Heidiknits ill send you florida pics. thatll help, right?

gorgeous lake with zero snow and blue skies

deweyritten,

@Heidiknits this is all @arri 's fault for leaving new England

deweyritten,

@Heidiknits @arri

Arri literally hudt burst in the room to let me know 🤣😂😲🤣😂

deweyritten, to random

"Some of these kids are sarcastic little assholes, and you know... same, but..."

-- @arri

deweyritten, to random

my gf @arri decided to bully me about the clocks so i fed her cheese

#saynotobullies

deweyritten, to random

If your company's autonomous vehicle can't recognize that there are tons of people in the street celebrating the festivities of the lunar new year, then yeah your car should be stopped by whatever means possible... including getting loaded with fireworks and burned to the ground.

deweyritten,

Addendum 1:

This isnt vandalism it's self defense.

https://youtu.be/2AuogqWG8pM?feature=shared

arri, to random
@arri@hachyderm.io avatar

At @deweyritten ‘s house. None of the clocks in the kitchen match and all of them are wrong. It’s like I am in a kingdom hearts world.

deweyritten,

@arri i know. its bad.

deweyritten,

@The_Asshat @arri

as soon as I set them im just going to have another power outage. setting all the clocks is basically testing fate. yall tryin to make lightning strike?!

deweyritten,

@FritzAdalis @arri

lol thats next level sadism

deweyritten, to random

today should be a national holiday working today is unpatriotic why tf isnt superbowl monday brunch a thing

deweyritten,

@paul_ipv6 it very much is

deweyritten, to random

i feel like warmed up death.

deweyritten,

@xabean going through my phone and every msg i got is about taylor swift but ya i think she was at a game laat night

deweyritten, to random

FUCKING HELL I CANT WAIT FOR THIS TO BE A TS ALBUM

deweyritten, to superbowl

we're witnessing a dynasty intermingled w dynasty and im so fking happy to be alive for it all

deweyritten, to random

FAAAAWWWCKK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FAWCK
FAWCK
FAWCK

OMG THIS GAMEEEEEEEE

deweyritten, to random

OMG THEY TURNED THAT SHIT AROUND OMG ITS A GAME AGAIN WHA OMFG YES

deweyritten, to random

also fucking hell Kansas city you are breaking my heart

deweyritten, to random

love how even now decades later and all lowkey Lady Gaga can still 100 represent the gays

deweyritten, to random

when the beyonce commercial is better than the usher halftime show

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

deweyritten, to random

fuuuuuuuuuckkkkk

deweyritten, to random

glad alicia keys had 5 seconds on stage so they couldn't call that a sausage fest.

deweyritten, to random

holy shit lil john is still alive?

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