deweyritten

@deweyritten@infosec.exchange

🏳️‍🌈 + :nonbinary_flag:​ + 🍝 they/them/Dew

Florida swampbilly with a knack for words.

My many meanderings, some follow-up rambling, roundabout yammering, and a free-roaming prolixity rife with tautological periphrasis.

Chaotic good... well mostly.

#Infosec. #Nature. #Writer. #Doodles. #Insomniac. #Swiftie. #Queer. #Nonbinary. #ChessPunk. #Bookworm.

birds🐦 lizards🦎 whales 🐋 elephants🐘

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Heidiknits, to random
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I turned off my alarm for tomorrow morning. A nor'easter is on the way & they're calling for 8-12" of snow, starting at 1am. The local colleges have already closed.

Heidiknits,
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@deweyritten Yeah, in-laws are in FL & they keep sending me photos. Ok, it kinda helps.

ElleGray, to random
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You know how we say "I don't know him but I know OF him" well we should be able to do that with events we only experience through social media. For example, I didn't watch the super bowl but I watched OF it. This makes sense to me. I don't sleep well.

arri, to random

At @deweyritten ‘s house. None of the clocks in the kitchen match and all of them are wrong. It’s like I am in a kingdom hearts world.

paul_ipv6, to random

dog sitting a friend's 2 dogs. loads of fun but it is definitely also the only time i seem to say things like:

  • what is that in your mouth
  • stop trying to hump your brother
wendynather, to superbowl

ElleGray, to random
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    deweyritten, to random

    SUPERBOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL

    RRRAAWWWRRRRRRR

    xabean,

    @deweyritten SUPERB OWL 🦉 GOES HOO

    Heidiknits, to NFL
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    Today is the day we've been waiting months for!!

    It's the

    Taylor
    Swift
    Sportsball
    Show
    Grand
    Final
    Finale!

    👏👏👏👏👏

    I'm so excited I won't even watch. Matter in fact, we're going to have an empty house for the 1st time since last Weds so I'm making it my duty to distract Husband into paying attention to me for an inning or two.

    pancakescon, to infosec

    Remember, you have about ONE WEEK LEFT to submit your AWESOME 1/2 1/2 hobby talk to our fully virtual and free conference! Get those cool ideas in!

    briankrebs, to random

    Just notified a company specializing in email security that their internal email -- and that of their customers -- was sitting out on the web.

    Each inbox -- whether for company customers or employees of those companies -- was viewable just by visiting a link with a web browser and clicking links. Everything was exposed in basically one big file index.

    This level of ineptitude is remarkable, and somehow they have a lot of customers (think state/local govs). To their credit, they took everything offline within a few minutes of my notifying them. But their entire business schtick is about how all your email is encrypted and protected and scanned and blah blah. Meanwhile, no it's not. At all.

    ElleGray, (edited ) to random
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    how I feel posting bangers at 8am

    ElleGray, to random
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    I've never had a hero or a mentor but there's a huge raccoon on my street who's been stealing boots from backyards and then throwing them at people from high in her tree, and tbh she might be it

    Zoom in at the base of the tree where there's a brown leather boot, a blue flip flop and an empty can of gingerale

    ElleGray, to random
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    when your dark mood mates with a lint ball and it somehow comes out cute

    ElleGray, to random
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    MattMerk, to random
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    It’s nice to know I’m still sexy enough to be catfished.

    paul_ipv6, to random

    so good to know that the US is consistent...

    just got the Costco "it's president's day, we have mattresses on sale" email.

    because we don't actually talk about our history. we just buy major appliances and mattresses to honor our forgotten past.

    ElleGray, to random
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    me: there's a lesson here

    also me: which I will learn nothing from

    mountdiscovery, to random

    adding to my read-list

    https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250194466/creativeselection

    artemis, to random
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    Taylor Swift's fame and success largely come from being liked and supported by women.

    I'm not her biggest fan or anything, but it's not surprising that fragile men feel so threatened by her.

    They don't even have any imagined power over her. Taylor isn't a sex symbol. They really can't even try to make the claim that she's famous because men think she's hot.

    She's famous because a bunch of women like her. That's gotta be upsetting.

    ElleGray, to random
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    I could capture 80% of mastodon with this trap

    ElleGray, to random
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    mastodonmigration, to ghost
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    If you are journalist who has been recently laid off, or if you know one, check this out!

    Ghost, the superb, open source, newsletter platform (and rival alternative to Substack) is offering free subscriptions to help get started with self publishing.

    Here's the link: https://teamghost.typeform.com/journalism?typeform-source=l.threads.net

    When considering Ghost vs. Substack be aware that Substack takes a percentage of subscriber revenue while Ghost does not.

    #ghost #substack

    lcamtuf, to random

    The iron rule of cable and power supply hoarding: you will never need them again. Except if you throw them out.

    MnemosyneSinger, to random

    It me

    dnc, to vegan
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    Tofu! https://www.diningandcooking.com/1194342/tofu-2/

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