deweyritten

@deweyritten@infosec.exchange

🏳️‍🌈 + :nonbinary_flag:​ + 🍝 they/them/Dew

Florida swampbilly with a knack for words.

My many meanderings, some follow-up rambling, roundabout yammering, and a free-roaming prolixity rife with tautological periphrasis.

Chaotic good... well mostly.

#Infosec. #Nature. #Writer. #Doodles. #Insomniac. #Swiftie. #Queer. #Nonbinary. #ChessPunk. #Bookworm.

birds🐦 lizards🦎 whales 🐋 elephants🐘

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deweyritten, to random

my man needs to make something ha0pen here

deweyritten, to random

fuck you temu

deweyritten, to random

this superbowl i made super bowl soup lol

deweyritten, to random

OMG THISBIS GONNA BE A GREAT FKING GAME

deweyritten, to random

be still me heart

deweyritten, to random

def a bunch of proud boys jerking off to post malone rn

deweyritten,

@The_Asshat superb owl American v1.0

deweyritten, to random

im on my first beer and my gf @arri has already threatened to mute my account

deweyritten,

@arri ill be blackout drunk by the halftime show then insist on cleaning the entire kitchen, every dish by hand, including mopping all the floors

deweyritten, to random

Everyone talking about taylor today but lets remember mahomes is a gorgeous gorgeous man omfg

deweyritten, to random

SUPERBOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL

RRRAAWWWRRRRRRR

wendynather, to superbowl
deweyritten,

@wendynather

this is why we're friends

ElleGray, to random
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  • deweyritten,

    @ElleGray girl youre better off !!!

    deweyritten, to random

    We listened to the Zelda soundtrack on our way to go birdwatching
    @arri

    deweyritten, to random

    we need to have a talk about these toys you are sending my dog...

    deweyritten,

    @rekiwi lmfao

    Heidiknits, to NFL
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    Today is the day we've been waiting months for!!

    It's the

    Taylor
    Swift
    Sportsball
    Show
    Grand
    Final
    Finale!

    👏👏👏👏👏

    I'm so excited I won't even watch. Matter in fact, we're going to have an empty house for the 1st time since last Weds so I'm making it my duty to distract Husband into paying attention to me for an inning or two.

    deweyritten,

    @Heidiknits I heard she's even bringing her boyfriend

    deweyritten, to random

    xylazine is some messed up shit that not enough people know about.

    its as bad as fentanyl but resistant to narcan.

    deweyritten, (edited ) to random

    "'Millennials are the most narcissistic generation ever,' says the generation that refuses to give up any power."

    -- @arri

    deweyritten, to random

    Does anyone else walk around the produce section and think, My god we live on such an incredible diverse planet, or are my mood stabilizers just working overtime today?

    holding a sumo orange

    deweyritten, to random

    Relationship flex
    @arri

    deweyritten, to random

    Who are these little assholes throwing soup all over The Louvre and attributing their bullshit to global warming?

    Heidiknits, to random
    @Heidiknits@mastodon.social avatar

    I need pancakes.

    deweyritten,

    @Heidiknits oh wow i didnt realize yall lived in such a small town!!

    Heidiknits, to random
    @Heidiknits@mastodon.social avatar

    I think I want to dye my hair. Like, a fun color. Pink? Purple? I don't know. My hairdresser is going to be so excited.

    deweyritten,

    @Heidiknits GORGEOUS 😍 ✨️!!!

    deweyritten,

    @Heidiknits ME TOO!!!!!

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