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Why did nobody ever think to just win over Trump voters? Well, the Biden team did, and sees that their path to victory is spending $200mil on ads in small, rural areas where Trump won by a landslide. (hexbear.net)

Life would be so different and so easy if you could just make a living being as stupid as the consultants who came up with this plan....

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it’s times like these that you realize we have no emotes for President Benjamin Harrison, who served a term between Grover Cleveland’s two.

In case you wanted to visualize the inefficiency of US military/contractors: Upper image is what the US built in Gaza for $320 million. Lower image is what China built in Guandong for $220 million. (hexbear.net)

The United States has such a large GDP because 1/3 of it is the private healthcare industry. Another massive chunk is the government throwing tax dollars at a shell company of a shell company of a shell company that moves a government contract for construction around to each other 4 times, all subsequently increasing GDP.

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wonder what the PLA pays for a trash can in one of their planes, I bet it’s not $52,000

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Two economists are walking in the park. The first economist sees a pile of dog shit and says to the other, “I’ll pay you $50 to eat that dog shit.” So he does and gets paid $50. Later on, the second economist sees a pile of dog shit and says to the first, “I’ll pay you $50 to eat that pile of dog shit.” So he does and gets paid $50.

The first economist says, “I can’t help but feel we just ate dog shit for nothing.” “Nonsense,” says the second economist, “We just contributed $100 to the economy.”

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what happend on Oct 7 was righteous and an internationally legal struggle against occupation and fuck Dave Chappelle

if you don’t want your concentration camp prisoners breaking out DON’T HAVE A FUCKING CONCENTRATION CAMP FUCK YOU

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Unverified accounts can only send up to $250 per week and receive $1,000 per month. To verify an account, a user must submit their legal name, date of birth, and, in the US, the last four digits of their social security number. Verification raises the weekly sending limit to $7,500 per week and removes the receiving limit.

was about to ask if CashApp was anonymous but I guess you’d both have to be verified for this to work

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these articles usually make sense if you globally replace “economy” with “corporate profits”, but profits have definitely been higher before

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I would never live in Texas but if I did I would have like 20kW of batteries on the wall of my McMansion’s garage and a generator, they would pay for themselves within a couple years of this bullshit

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to the tune of ‘mickey mouse’:

B O U

R G E

O I S I E

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love how they cold open with an atrocity and then say

The blood and the limbs are fake, the injured are unharmed actors and the first responders are trainees.

WORSE SHIT IS HAPPENING IN REALITY RIGHT NOW IN PALESTINE, BUT I AM SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT A HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION WHERE IT HAPPENS TO THE LAPDOGS OF EMPIRE? FUCK OFF

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it does matter who wins, but they won’t let anyone win who matters

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similar experience here with Bernie, if a youtuber has made a ten part, sixty-two hour series on all the ratfucking and the establishment shredding its own institutions to stop him at all costs I’d watch it

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from the river to the sea
turn US boats into debris

emizeko,
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c’mon DPRK necromancers, do Iran a solid. primary contradiction

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(I am still at the bargaining stage)

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think it’s just a place to stash the bags until use

EDIT: nope, after thinking about it more I think you are right, the bag is stretched over the helmet as a frame and you squat over it.

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maybe education shouldn’t be a profit center

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also makes it super easy to use bots to promote posts via likes because nobody can look at where the likes come from

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mightiest empire known to human history

lol. lmao

around-the-cape

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the South Korean military dictatorship installed by the USA actually did police haircuts

In 1973, the Park Chung-hee government adopted the Minor Offenses Act banning men from having long hair and women wearing skirts shorter than 17 centimeters above the knee.

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Why do stories that may start out so promising and suggestive seem to always turn to crap towards the very end? Because any consistent working-out of problems tends towards communism. Such a consistent working-out has to be sabotaged, thwarted; to do that, the principle of consistency itself has to be chucked overboard. A counter-revolutionary ending has to be passed off as a happy ending, meaning whoever represents the revolution must turn out to be a villain, no matter how implausible or visibly tacked-on this characterization is. Erik Killmonger, Daenerys Targaryen, Alma Coin, and Lady Trieu all break bad sort of inexplicably, punishing the viewer for supporting the power-claim of someone with good politics. The message is unequivocal: “Having good politics doesn’t make you fit to rule! Having no politics does! The restoration of the status quo is the best we can hope for.”

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